In Today's Issue
International Junk Food Day
Takeaways
F Word by Susan McCartney
New Releases
Random Joke
Finish with a Song
International Junk Food Day
Junk food by definition is food with highly calorific but with very little nutritional value.
So celebrate with your favourite sin, just don't eat too much !
Takeaways
TOP 10 UK Takeaways
source JustEat
10 - Chicken Chow Mein
9 - Crispy Duck
8 - Chicken Tikka Masala
7 - Pasta
6 - Sushi
5 - Burgers
4 - Kebab
3 - Butter Chicken
2 - Prawn Toast
1 - Pizza
Not a fish and chip in sight !!!
THE ‘F-WORD’
I’m fixated by the ‘F-Word’
It’s my reason to be
I think about it
constantly
I bet you’re thinking
That this dame is sinking
Into the muck
With a focus on the f***!
You’d be wrong
I’m stringing you along
I’m not being rude
My ‘F-Word’ is food
When I was young
It was a different song
Not much of the ‘F-Word’
on the menu
Mostly potatoes and
carrots in a stew
Fresh meat a luxury to
chew
Chicken came once each
December
Not fresh, tinned, I
remember
A treat not so fantastic!
Out it slid in a slick of
aspic
Salmon, canned, past its
sell by date
Kept in the pantry just in
case
Company came around to eat
For a fishy mashed up,
sandwich treat
Post-war tins of ham and
spam
Rusted, scarcely
consumable
But handy in case of a
funeral
I joined the Waffs and to
other foods
My eyes opened
In ’68 the menu broadened
In the queue in the Mess
Says the chef with a face
quite sly
‘Do you want stuffing?’
Little me, naïve, shy
Yes says I and the rest
Pile on that turkey breast
To 3 squares we were
blessed
And rice came not as a
pudding
Brown from the oven
But stirred and fried with
prawns and spice
The magic of curry and
rice
Fried rice,
rice honey
Curry spice,
spice honey
It’s my vice,
vice honey
Don’t ask me
twice, twice honey
Don’t wanna
be rude, rude honey
I’m in the
mood, mood honey
Grilled or
stewed, stewed honey
For some food,
food
For food!
FOOD It’s my
crack, horse,skunk my weed
Take me, take me
To my next feed
The other ‘F-Word’ is out
of the window
Gimme a guy to make me a
dinner
I wanna a man with a
frying pan
Okay I’m hooked
My goose is cooked
I admit I’m fixated
And won’t be placated
With anything else but
FOOD!
Gimme grease,
grease honey
Let me feast,
feast honey
Gimme fries,
fries honey
Giant size,
size honey
Bake me cake,
cake honey
Don’t make me
wait, wait honey
I’m in the
mood, mood honey
For some food,
food honey
For food!
Books are Like Buses... you wait then two turn up :-
The Word for Moving Clouds
14 stories from writers associated with the Red Shed Readings in Wakefield to celebrate ten years of the famous spoken word event at Wakefield's red shed.
The stories deal with human relationships, with falling in love and falling out of love, with growing up, watching your children grow up and with wondering; wondering about the validity of what it is you do now and what is the word for moving clouds.
The Yorkshire Post included this book as number one in their list of top five books (30.06.17.)
The stories deal with human relationships, with falling in love and falling out of love, with growing up, watching your children grow up and with wondering; wondering about the validity of what it is you do now and what is the word for moving clouds.
The Yorkshire Post included this book as number one in their list of top five books (30.06.17.)
The Authors
Jimmy Andrex
S.J. Bradley
John Irving Clarke
Steve Dearden
Berlie Doherty
Gareth Durasow
Ian McMillan
Silvia Pio
Laura Potts
Richard Smyth
Jane Steele
Michael Stewart
Matthew Hedley Stoppard
William Thirsk-Gaskill
S.J. Bradley
John Irving Clarke
Steve Dearden
Berlie Doherty
Gareth Durasow
Ian McMillan
Silvia Pio
Laura Potts
Richard Smyth
Jane Steele
Michael Stewart
Matthew Hedley Stoppard
William Thirsk-Gaskill
The book is available here :-
http://www.currockpress.com/the-word-for-moving-clouds.html
Available on Amazon, Paperback or Kindle Version.
Link - https://www.amazon.co.uk/dp/1548896446/ref=sr_1_1?ie=UTF8&qid=1500073463&sr=8-1&keywords=tales+of+the+unaccepted
About the Author
Neville Raper invented You Tube, has swum the channel twice and is a habitual liar.
He lives in Yorkshire, where just like the locals, he says what he likes and likes what he says.
Broadcaster, Author, blogger, Neville is an occasional stand-up, and regular sit down.
Message from the Author.
Hi, thank you for buying this book unless you stole it, then shame on you.
Seriously, I hope you enjoy the stories within. A lot of people ask where I get the ideas from so I’ve taken the liberty of sharing the inspiration of each one. I hope that this may inspire you to write your own.
I’d like to say that this has been a long hard road to get to this point, but honestly, it hasn’t. I find writing a pleasure and having my work read a joy.
My ultimate goal is to write something that I would like to read and by doing so, hopefully, something you will enjoy reading as well.
So sit back, dim the lights, but not so much that you can’t read, and come with me on a journey.
These are all stories of ‘what if.' for isn’t that what life is all about?
Yours Forever
Neville
Reviews
Top customer reviews
Random Joke
Just finished watching the Women's football and I'm not sure what to think.
The diving, the cheating, the childish behaviour...football just isn't the same without it.
Finish with a Song
This is Elvis Costello with Every Day I Write the Book, released in 1983
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