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Woman
Trivial Top 10
Amaaaaaazin Fact
Random Joke
Plug
Finish with a Song

Woman

I’m not a size ten

Never been petite

Suffered throes of passion

Or lived with conceit

In height I’m bereft

No leggy lofty form

Not even 5 foot

The UK norm

My face is not symmetrical

No make-up would repair

No artists canvass

A painter would despair

But inside this frame

An esoteric fact

No yesterday woman

No submissive artefact

There beats a heart of a lion

Someone once said

But this strength lays within

My chest, my breast, my head

Society sees me simply

A frail and withered maid

But this country was built

On my slave trade.

So when you see me

Look beyond the shell

A soldier, a builder, a mother

The stories I could tell

N Raper 2017

TOP 10 Richest Women in the World

10. Beate Hesiter (founder of Aldi)

Net worth: $13.

9. Iris Fontbona (Chilean Billionaire)

Net worth: $13.7 billion

8. Abigail Johnson (American Business Woman)

Net worth: $14.4 billion

7. Gina Rinehart (Australian, money made via mining)

Net worth: $15 billion

6. Laurene Powell Jobs (Widow of Steve Jobs)

Net worth: $20 billion

5. Susanne Klatten (German Heiress)

Net worth: $20.4 billion

4. Maria Franca Fissolo (Owner of Ferraro)

Net worth: $25.2 billion

3. Jacqueline Mars (Mars Heiress)

Net worth: $27 billion

2. Alice Walton (Walmart Heiress

Net worth: $33.8 billion

1. Liliane Bettencourt (Lorial)

Net worth: $39.5 billion

Despite popular beliefs, studies show that woman

 are not less flatulent than men ! 

Random Joke of the Day

How do you make a Pirate angry? Take the 'P' out of him.

Plug

Released this weekend !!!

Available on Amazon, Paperback or Kindle Version.

Link - https://www.amazon.co.uk/dp/1548896446/ref=sr_1_1?ie=UTF8&qid=1500073463&sr=8-1&keywords=tales+of+the+unaccepted

About the Author

Neville Raper invented You Tube, has swum the channel twice and is a habitual liar.

He lives in Yorkshire, where just like the locals, he says what he likes and likes what he says.

Broadcaster, Author, blogger, Neville is an occasional stand-up, and regular sit down.

Message from the Author.

Hi, thank you for buying this book unless you stole it, then shame on you.

Seriously, I hope you enjoy the stories within. A lot of people ask where I get the ideas from so I’ve taken the liberty of sharing the inspiration of each one. I hope that this may inspire you to write your own.

I’d like to say that this has been a long hard road to get to this point, but honestly, it hasn’t. I find writing a pleasure and having my work read a joy.

My ultimate goal is to write something that I would like to read and by doing so, hopefully, something you will enjoy reading as well.

So sit back, dim the lights, but not so much that you can’t read, and come with me on a journey.

These are all stories of ‘what if.' for isn’t that what life is all about?

Yours Forever

Neville

REVIEWS FOR TALES OF THE UNACCEPTED 

Top customer reviews

5.0 out of 5 starsLoved the twists

By T Southworth on 15 July 2017

Format: Paperback Verified Purchase

Loved it...a lot of the stories had a twist which I really enjoyed. I also enjoyed the sneak preview of the next book.....

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5.0 out of 5 starsIf you enjoy the unexpected then this book is for you

By Amazon Customer on 14 July 2017

Format: Paperback

Sinister,humorous,witty,thought provoking and a real page turner. If you enjoy the unexpected then this book is for you. An excellent read.

Finish with a Song

Given the theme here is How Men Are by Aztec Camera released in 1987