In Today's Issue

Incy Wincy Spider by Dusan McCartney
(I hate spiders) Spiders
Question Impossible
Random Joke of the Day
That's Amaaaaaazing
Finish with a Song

Incy Wincy Spider - Susan McCartney

Incy Wincy Spider went up the water spout

Down came the rain and washed the spider out

Out came the sun and dried up all the rain

Incy Wincy Spider crawled up the spout again

  

Hey Ince!  What’s the crack?

You climb that spout and get washed back

You doing this for a bet?

Look at you– you’re soaking wet

You must be mad to do such stuff

Are you daft or just super-tough?

Why act out this crazy plan

There is a better way my man

Trust in me, I’ve got this sussed

There’s no need to climb that pipe or bust

Forget that spout

Chuck it out!

To get ahead

Climb the wall instead!

(Try rapping this)

TOP 10 MOST POISONERS SPIDERS IN THE WORLD

10. Wolf Spider

9. Red-Legged Widow Spider

8. Yellow Sac Spider

7. Six-eyed Sand Spider

6. Sydney Funnel Web Spider

5. Black Widow spider

4. Brown Widow Spider

3. Brown Recluse spider

2. Redback Spider

1. The Brazilian Wandering Spider

At the top position, we have the Brazilian Wandering Spider (Phoneutria fera). It is the most venomous spider according to the Guinness world records. Like its name suggests, the spiders are eager travelers and turn up even in unexpected places. Its venom is many times more deadly than that of many other spiders in this list. It leads to muscle shock and paralysis and in certain cases, death. Children are particularly vulnerable against the venom. There have been numerous deaths reported over the years.

Question Impossible

This is where I ask you a tough question......it's nearly impossible....

What is the worlds biggest spider ?

Random Joke of the Day

I read that when you flush a toilet in Australia, the water goes the opposite way to toilets in England. That must make one hell of a mess.

Certain species of jumping spiders can see into spectrums we humans cannot. A few have been shown to be able to see both UVA and UVB light.

Question Impossible

I asked - What is the worlds biggest spider ?

The South American Goliath birdeater (Theraphosa blondi) is the world's largest spider, according to Guinness World Records. Itslegs can reach up to one foot (30 centimeters) and it can weight up to 6 oz. (170 grams)

Finish with a Song

Here we have Boris the Spider by the Who, released in 1966