Angel

In Today's Issue

Angels by Marjorie Lacy
Trivial Top 10
Random Joke of the Day
That's Amaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaazing
Finish with a Song

GUARDIAN ANGEL

Sleeping on the job?

When I was most in dire need

Just in time you woke

MY SCRUFFY GUARDIAN ANGEL

Dirty face, black eyes

Tattered wings and runny nose

You came up trumps all the same

MY GUARDIAN ANGEL- THANK YOU!

Worn wings, rusty sword

Playing cards with little devils?

You saved me in nick of time

MY SLAPDASH GUARDIAN ANGEL

On a sly fag break?

Eyes closed, feet up on a cloud?

All the same – you star

ANGEL

Blue-eyed Seraphim

Beautiful in silvered wings

Blonde halo of curls

ANGEL WARRIOR

Golden-eyed and strong

Shield raised sword held high prepared

Wings of hardened steel

Today, we look at the UK's
Top 10 favourite biscuits....

10 - Chocolate Fingers ( I know a dirty joke about these ! ) 

9 - Chocolate Bourbon ( Blurgh...not a fan )

8 - Ginger Nut ( Ron Weasley ?? )

7 - Digestive ( or suggestive )

6 - Chocolate Chip Cookie ( The American Invasion !! )

5 - Jaffa Cake ( errrrrrrm there's a clue in the name !! )

4 - Shortbread ( Och eye the noooo )

3 - Custard Cream .....( and a lay down in a darkened room )

2 - Chocolate Hobnob ... Comedy Name..

1 - Chocolate Digestive ......Do you dunk ?

Random Joke of the Day

Last week,I went to the funeral of a dear friend, who was killed in a freak tennis accident. The service was brilliant

The “D” in D-Day stands for “Day”, in other words, “Day-Day”

Finish with a Song

This is Angels by Robbie Williams released in 1997