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Sunday Socks
Did you know? Socks
Random Joke of the Day
Tales of the Unaccepted
That's Amaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaazing
The Sunday Service
Sunday Socks
It seems trendy with hipsters at the moment to go without.
I must admit, I rarely wear them myself.......but, not for the reason
you probably think.
As most of you know, I own ? manage a little fellah called Albert.
He's part Jack Russell part piranha.....
His fetish is my underwear, pants and socks.
As a consequence I don't own one matching pair of socks and,
when it comes to pants, well lets just say, if your going to an
adult lingerie, I can save you a lot of money, and provide free
crotchless pants !
I love my socks
upon my feet
They make my
toes look really neat
They soak up sweat
or keep me warm
They smell so bad
like chloroform
Athletes foot
and verrucas sore
They disappear in my
black whole drawer
But worst of all
they're Albert's chew
and I have to pick them
out of his poo !!
Did you Know? ... Socks
A recent survey revealed that 676 million socks are lost in the UK every year.
The oldest known socks were found in Egypt and date back to between the years 250 and 420.
The word sock came into Old English from the Latin soccus, a loose-fitting shoe or slipper. The modern meaning arrived around 1400.
Around 1600, one meaning of the verb “to sock” was “to sew a corpse into a shroud”.
Albert Einstein never wore socks. He gave them up as a child, annoyed at the holes made by big toes.
A thousand-year-old Viking sock from Coppergate, York was included among the BBC’s 100 items that tell the History Of The World. - AND I'VE SEEN IT !!
Until 2013, standard Russian military uniform used foot cloths instead of socks.
An ornamental pattern in silk thread on the side of a sock or stocking is called a “clock”.
The Merry Wives Of Windsor is the only Shakespeare play that mentions socks.
Random Joke of the Day
News: 98-year-old woman marries 94-year-old man in New York.
If you would like to get them a gift …
Hurry.
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The first atomic bomb was created in 1945, it was nicknamed 'The Gadget'
The Right Reverend Father Down from the Church of Our Holy God Zilla
Good Morning Dear Friends, Hello and welcome to today's Sunday Service.
As you know I am regularly asked by my parishioners if believe that the Devil gave us Rock & Roll.
I always preach that I believe our Lord gave us this music, after all didn't the congregation of Kiss tell us....
"God Gave Rock and Roll to us, gave rock & roll to us, put it in our soul for everyone....
Yes I believe that our Lord gave us the gift of Rock.... So this morning I'd like you to let your hairs down and gently thrash with me to today's heavenly hit.
So now gently bow your head raise your head, bow your head raise your head...you get the drift, and raise your voices, as one, in exhalation to the angelic sound of ..
The Darkness with I believe in a thing called Love, released in 2003
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