Flash Poetry

In Today's Issue

Flash Poetry
Random Joke of the Day
The Thoughts of Chairman Anyhow
That's Amaaaaaaaaaaaaaaazing
Funny Fobia
Finish with a Song

Flash Poetry

Am I worth anything

Superficial profile

Cut me with your eyes

My life is so

Cyclical

But you are on

Shuffle

My heart is a clock

It ticks away my

Routine Life

Humdrum drum drum

Drum

Burning orb so bright

Revolving fire bringing life

Hide behind mother earth

I’ve never been in love

Some say it’s nice

I Could read in the dark

From the light in your

Eyes

The sea is trying to tell me something

but it's drowned out its voice.

Gold

I watch the gymnastic leaf

Tumble. Topple and flip in the gutter.

When it’s done, it lays

Exhausted.

Perhaps waiting for its gold medal.

Crucifix

I live in the gaps

Caused by my

Losses

The cracks in my

Life

Hide all my crosses

Around

Here we go round the mulberry bush,

The mulberry bush,

The mulberry bush,

Here we go round the mulberry bush; I need a new sat-nav.

Random Joke of the Day

Has anybody else on here got ADHD? I don't see what all the fuss is about. The picture isn't that much better than the old telly!

Religion? The only business that promises dividends only after the death of the stockholders.

You burn more calories sleeping than you do watching television.

Funny Phobia - Philophobia ?.... The fear of falling in love !

Finish with a Song

This is Queen with Flash, released in 1980