Haiku

In Today's Issue

Haiku
Random Joke of the Day
That's Amaaaaaaaazing
The Thoughts of Chairman Anyhow
Funny Fobia
Finish with a Song

"Haiku" is a traditional form of Japanese poetry. Haiku poems consist of 3 lines. The first and last lines of a Haiku have 5 syllables and the middle line has 7 syllables. The lines rarely rhyme.

Example of my Haiku's

Tree cry’s salty leafs

They parachute to their death

Rot and become Earth

Hold my beating heart

Crush it gently in your hands

It bleeds for your love

Wind shaves the grey clouds

They fly wild an never land

Pale coloured pillows

Random Joke of the Day

There are two types of people: 1: People who find a way of putting animals into words when they're not actually there. 2: Hippocrites

New York drifts about one inch farther away from London each year. ( is that a good thing )

The Thoughts of Chairman Anyhow

Read on the news today that the garage where Steve Jobs founded Apple is to be turned into a museum.The previous application to turn it into a granny flat was turned down by his estate when they refused to allow windows to be installed.

Katagelophobia ?  Fear of ridicule..... I don't think I have this one.....

Finish with a Song

This is Turning Japanese by the Vapours released in 1980 !