Thank You

In Today's Issue

Thank You
Books....
That's Amaaaaaaaaaaaaaaazing
Random Joke of the Day
Funny Fobia
Word of the Day
Finish with a Song

Thank you for following me

You are oh so clever

For my mission to you

My only endeavour

Is to make you smile

And also think

Even though

My rhymes might stink

But you know better

Coz you’re so bright

To read my page

Both day and night

So thanks again

You beautiful folk

Let's enjoy a laugh

And share a joke

So thank you for your support.... love you all.

If you are looking for a Xmas gift for the one you love ( or hate ) Here are two of my latest books :-

Tales of The Unaccepted

Twisty Turny Tales

About the Author

Neville Raper invented You Tube, has swum the channel twice and is a habitual liar.

He lives in Yorkshire, where just like the locals, he says what he likes and likes what he says.

Broadcaster, Author, blogger, Neville is an occasional stand-up, and regular sit down.

Message from the Author.

Hi, thank you for buying this book unless you stole it, then shame on you.

Seriously, I hope you enjoy the stories within. A lot of people ask where I get the ideas from so I’ve taken the liberty of sharing the inspiration of each one. I hope that this may inspire you to write your own.

I’d like to say that this has been a long hard road to get to this point, but honestly, it hasn’t. I find writing a pleasure and having my work read a joy.

My ultimate goal is to write something that I would like to read and by doing so, hopefully, something you will enjoy reading as well.

So sit back, dim the lights, but not so much that you can’t read, and come with me on a journey.

These are all stories of ‘what if.' for isn’t that what life is all about?

Yours Forever

Neville

Reviews

Top customer reviews

5.0 out of 5 starsA very enyoyable read

By Jim Purtill on 19 July 2017

Format: Paperback Verified Purchase

It was a pleasure to read this book. Neville Raper is clearly a genuinely funny man. His engaging and self-deprecating sense of humour runs through these stories, but this is a lot more than just a funny book. Some of these stories explore the dark side of life and have a powerful sting in the tail (and tale).
This is not run-of-the-mill fiction. It is different, quirky and original.
I enjoy Neville’s easy style. He says that he enjoys writing and it shows. He has a real way with words. He uses excellent imagery in these pages and reveals himself as an astute observer of mankind.
I look forward to reading more of the work of this very promising writer.

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5.0 out of 5 starsGreat - I love short stories and these have good ...

By Amazon Customer on 20 July 2017

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Great - I love short stories and these have good twists, unexpected endings and more - ideal for that train/bus journey to work. I'm waiting for the next one Nev!!!! - Jacky Robinson (Featherstone, West Yorkshire)

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5.0 out of 5 starsLoved the twists

By T Southworth on 15 July 2017

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Loved it...a lot of the stories had a twist which I really enjoyed. I also enjoyed the sneak preview of the next book.....

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5.0 out of 5 starsIf you enjoy the unexpected then this book is for you

By Amazon Customer on 14 July 2017

Format: Paperback

Sinister,humorous,witty,thought provoking and a real page turner. If you enjoy the unexpected then this book is for you. An excellent read.

The Chairman, Mousy Tongue, brings you a collection of poetry and humour. An ideal companion for your cultural revolution or just something to read on the loo !

A great stocking filler for the despot in your home !!

Reviews so far :-

Never in the history of so few, has so less been given by so many with so much time and in.....where was I ? - Winston Churchill

Great book, I think it will make every thing great again, great, I'm so glad I wrote it - Donald Trump

It's crap, not as good as my web site - William Shakespeare

One liked this very muchly, I too read it on the throne.... I must go now as I'm having a go on the Karaoke with Phil....my fave is Queen, of course, One will One will Rock You ! - HRH Liz

The postman had trouble finding me - Lord Lucan

Both are available on Amazon NOW !!

It would take a sloth one month to travel one mile...... to be honest me too !!

Random Joke of The Day

What’s the difference between a well dressed man on a bicycle and a poorly dressed man on a unicycle? ATTIRE!

Gelotophobia

The fear of being laughed at. Incidentally, there's no fear of being laughed with.... I remember when I first started stand up comedy, they weren't laughing then !!

Word of the Day

Aspergillum

an implement used for sprinkling holy water in religious ceremonies

Finish with a Song

This is Alanis Morissette with "Thank You"