Ideas

In Today's (late) Issue

Ideas
Block
Random Joke of the Day
Word !
That's Amaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaazing
Funny Fobia
Finish with a Song

IDEAS

Ideas

Ideas in my head
They bobble around
Mixed with pictures
Sights and sounds

I hear a phrase
I hear a word
I let them fly
My idea bird

A man walks past
in too tight genes
What's his story
Could it mean.....

A woman with
an ugly dog
Think in digital
or analogue?

So I write them down
for later use
For they will be used
In something obtuse

Block

Write, wrote, writ, rot

This and that lost the plot

1^st 2^nd 3^rd person

Spelling checks or this will worsen

Stuck, slow feels like treacle

Finding plot try to wheedle

Empty page blank and blind

A4 square quite confined

And then it comes and it flows

The ryhms, the rhythm and the pros

Until it ends and the storm subsides

Just like the seasons and the tides

RANDOM JOKE OF THE DAY

I ordered a thesaurus from Amazon but when it was delivered all the pages were blank. I have no words to describe how angry I am.

The word ambisinistrous is the opposite of ambidextrous; it means ‘no good with either hand’.

That's Amaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaazing

Trying to lose weight? Head to Hudson Bay, Canada. You weigh less there than anywhere else in the world, because the earth's crust is thinner there. 

FUNNY FOBIA

Oneirogmophobia- Fear of wet dreams......ermmmm

Finish with a Song

Stock Aitken Waterman with Roadblock