I'm A Celebrity Get Me Out of Here

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I'm a Celebrity...Get Out of Me !
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A comment on the 'I'm a Celebrity'.....Marjory Lacy

But, there are so many trees in the Jungle.

No television programme prompts

so much discussion of those who  

like it and those who do not.

The setting, a beautiful rainforest

in Australia, full of lushness

raindrops dripping for the trees.

The horror of the candidates

disgusting tasks, eating the

uneatable by sensible people.

The jolly, geniality of the

shows award-winning presenters,

candidates desperate for notoriety.

Can the money earned by taking

part, really compensate for the

lack of dignity? Being a laughing-stock.

Young people hoping to create a career,

older people trying to re-create theirs

some, maybe just in it for the money.

What do the real inhabitants of

the rainforest think about the invasion

from the other side of the world?

Before they came, and after they

have gone, the majestic, ancient

trees will still grow up and older.

I'm a Celebrity ???

I’m a failure 
Get me out of here
cheery botox  
Presenters cheer

Eat the offal
Chew the bug
Geordie two
Smile so smug

Fail the tasks
Lose the game
rice and beans
raise your fame

Winge and moan
massive cheque
From grinning ‘richies’
Ant and Dec

Celebs complain 
No gratitude
Most the world
without food

Who's won -

Series 1 - 2002 - Tony Blackburn

Series 2 - Phil Tufnell

Series 3 - Kerry Katonia

Series 4 - Joe Pasquale

Series 5 - Carol Thatcher

Series 6 - Matt Willis

Series 7 - Christopher Biggins

Series 8 - Joe Swash

Series 9 - Gino D'Acampo

Series 10 - Stacey Solomon

Series 11 - Dougie Poynter

Series 12 - Charlie Brooks

Series 13 - Kian Egan

Series 14 - Carl "Foggy" Fogarty

Series 15 - Vicky Pattison

Series 16 - Scarlett Moffatt

How many countries take part

UK ( we created the show )

Australia ( why ?? )

Denmark

France

Germany

Greece

Hungary

India

Sweden

Romania

Netherlands

USA

My dad told me never to go to a cheap, sleazy, raunchy strip club because ‘you’ll see something you shouldn’t’. I went anyway and indeed saw something I shouldn’t – my dad !!!

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This is Guns and Roses, Welcome to the Jungle