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Wednesday, 15 November 2017

International Clean Out Your Fridge Day

In Today's Issue




International Clean Out Your Fridge Day
My Fridge
Did you know....fridge
That's Amaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaazing
Random Joke
Word to your Mother ?
Finish with a Song



Clean Out Your Refrigerator Day is today.

What's that in the back of the fridge.. ?? I don't want to find out. Don't open it...... the odour may kill you !!! Hold your breath, put a peg on your nose if you must, and get to the task.

Everything in your refrigerator was once a fresh, healthy food, ready for your consumption. It may have been a tasty leftover, intended for later enjoyment. Unfortunately, over the course of weeks or more, things get pushed to the back of the refrigerator and slowly transform into something impossible to identify.

We've all run across items in the refrigerator that once were tasty food, But, now, they are some dried out, mould covered nasty, that you remove and dispose of at arms length.

Who wins the prize for the worst refrigerator surprises? Most often, it's workplace refrigerators.

Use this day to clean out your refrigerator, top to bottom. When it comes to food safety, I fall back to the old saying " When in doubt, throw it out!"




There are things in my fridge
older than me
Veg from the dark ages
Mummified Pea

There's mould that grows
In myriad spores
I'm sure it's useful
for hundreds of cures

I've just found a jar
of pickles I hate
1953 only just out
of date.

I've got my head in
to see what else I can find
Samples of meats
The birth of mankind ?

So I'll just leave it be
microcosm of life
After all there's that body
Well, bits, of my wife



A refrigerator usually accounts for about 12% of a property’s energy bill.

Freon is no longer used as a refrigerator coolant.

The world’s largest refrigeration unit is the “Hadron Collider” which is an amazing 27 kilometres long and uses 9300 magnets and over 10,000 tonnes of liquid nitrogen for cooling.

Louise Greenfarb from Nevada USA holds the Guinness Book Of Records for the most refrigerator magnets, with more than 45,000 magnets. Louise has been collecting since the 1970’s and has most of them displayed around her home and in a museum in Las Vegas.

In Pennsylvania it is illegal to sleep outdoors on top of a fridge. Not sure why you would want to, but always good to know

Thor Bjornsson who is classed as the World Strongest Man recently broke the world record for carrying 2 fridges a distance of 20 metres in the fastest time of 19.6 seconds.

Chewing gum while you cut an onion will help keep you from crying.



How do you know how heavy a red hot chili pepper is? Give it a weigh, give a weigh, give it a weigh now



MACROVERBUMSCIOLIST - someone who pretends to know a word, then secretly looks it up.




Finish with a Song

This is Foreigner with,,,,, Cold as Ice


1 comment:

  1. The "1953 - only just out of date" made me grin....and then the last couple of lines made me laugh!!

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