Letter from the Bank

In Today's Issue

Letter from the Bank
Submissions
That's Amaaaaaaaaaaazing
Random Joke
Word
Xmas Prezzies
Finish with a Song

Dear Mr Roper

It is with our regret

That our interest rate

Must now be met

Your current rate

At stupid percent

Will raise times three hundred

Without your consent

We are sorry for this

But It rests on your shoulders

To ensure that the profits

Go to share holders

You can of course

At any time

Cancel your agreement

And that would be fine

Just read the small print

Ensure that you do

For you still owe us money

And payment is due

So although you might moan

And grind all your teeth

You can depend on this bank

Your financial thief

Submissions

Lot's of you have asked if your own work can be showcased on this Blog. The answer is...Yes of course. Simply submit via the button on the right hand side on the page, or use the message button.

Send me you piece with a little bit about yourself and I will publish. Remember you will be hitting a global readership of over 5,000 people a week. So it's a great way to get your writing out there.

Have a go...

About 150 people per year are killed by coconuts.... That's more than sharks, can't wait for the film !

How many software developers does it take to change a lightbulb? None. It's a hardware problem.

Word of the day: KEF - a state of drowsy, dreamy contentment.

Xmas

Are you looking for a cheap stocking filler or pre-load a tablet with something to read.

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A unique collection of twisty turny tales from a new voice in this genre. The author asks 'what if..?' and provides answers with a deep dark vein of humour. A must read, but with the lights well and truly on!

The Chairman, Mousy Tongue, brings you a collection of poetry and humour. An ideal companion for your cultural revolution or just something to read on the loo !

Finish with a song

This is the Clash with Bank Robber