My Nan

In Today's Issue

My Nan
Grand Parents
Random Joke
That's Amaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaazing
Funny Fobia
Word
Finish with a Song

My nan is lovely

My nan is sweet

She has a beard

That’s rather neat

It is quite wispy

With hairs quite white

It tickles my Grandad

When she kisses goodnight

She’s thought about shaving

Or having a wax

But her face is too bumpy

It hides in her cracks

My Nan is a lady

In fact, she’s a madam

It’s just that her face

Looks like Grizzly Adams

Youth Movement

Grandparents are younger than you think.

The average age of a U.S. grandparent is 48, and more than half are Baby Boomers. In the UK it's 49.

Age Defying

The world’s youngest grandmother is believed to be Rifca Stanescu, a 23-year-old from Romania.

Young Blood

Rifca’s not the only younger grandparent. 

Here are a few celebrities who had grandkids at an earlier age:

Loretta Lynn age 29,
Whoopi Goldberg age 34
CeeLo Green age 35
Kiefer Sutherland age 38
Brett Favre age 40
Pierce Brosnan age 44
Jim Carrey age 48

Grandparents Gone Wild

According to a Grandparents.com survey, 38% of you have sex at least twice a week, 10% have tattoos, and 7% have tried recreational drugs (or admitted to it, anyway).

People criticize shops for selling Christmas stuff too early. Well, our supermarket sells birthday cakes and mine isn't for another 6 months !!!

The record for most living descendants belongs to Pennsylvanian Samuel S. Mast.

When he died in 1992 at age 96, Mast had 11 children, 97 grandchildren, 634 great-grandchildren, and 82 great-great-grandchildren, for a grand total of 824 direct relations.

Gerontophobia is the fear of growing old, or a hatred or fear of the elderly.

The Danish for ‘mullet’ is Bundesligahår, meaning ‘the hair of a German football player’.

Finish With a Song

This is Grandad by Clive Dunn