Trevor the Drunk

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Trevor the Drunk
Pubs
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My mate Trevor

Likes to drink beer

So much in fact

It makes him look queer

His belly’s like

a pink space hopper

His willy is

The barrel stopper

His hair is white

A frothy head

There’s more yeast in him

Than inside your bread

His blood runs yellow

A lager stream

A Guinness pulse

Brewery dream

But, his kidneys aren't clever

His liver is sick

His insides are pickled

His blood is too thick

So Trevor must stop

Or cut down his booze

Or he’ll soon kark it

And a friend I will lose

Ever wondered who has the most pubs ?

Here is the top 10 places with the most bars per 10,000 population.

10 - Amsterdam = 63

9 - Montreal = 68

8 - Edinburgh = 91

7 - Buenos Aries = 126

6 - Sao Poulo = 133

5 - Brussels = 148

4 - Madrid = 185

3 - Seoul = 186

2 - Rio De Janeiro = 191

1 - Tokyo = 216

The world's booziest nations

1. Belarus - 17.5 litres of pure alcohol per capita
2. Moldova - 16.8
3. Lithuania - 15.4
4. Russia - 15.1
5. Romania - 14.4
6. Ukraine - 13.9
7. Andorra - 13.8
8. Hungary - 13.3
9. Czech Republic - 13
10. Slovakia - 13

Methyphobia Fear of Alcohol

symbelwlonc, splifficated, pot-shotten - Old English words for being drunk !

You know what I can't stand about being drunk.....

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