In Today's Issue

Beans Meanz Heinz 
Beans
That's Amaaaaaaaazing
Funny Fobia
Random Joke
Finish with a Song

Beans means Heinz

Hey rock and roll

Never trust a hippy

Go buddy go

Go to work on an egg

Put Tiger in your tank

Snap crackle pop

Its Blankety blank

I’m lovin it

Finger licking good

Shoop doggy dog

Boys in da Hood

Every little helps

Its Asda price

The better way to shop and save

Its naughty but nice

Yabba Dabba doo

Suffering sucatash

Supermarket sweep

Jumping Jack Flash

Dribble, piffle, plop

Yackety yak

Something something something

Errm quack quack quack...... ( Think I run out of steam here )

Every hour, 38.5 tons of baked beans are eaten in Britain.

The average Briton eats four times as many baked beans as the average American but the Irish eat the most of all.

In 2010, a picture of Queen Elizabeth II made from 10,000 jelly beans was displayed in Brighton.

“Beanes … are harde of digestion, and make troblesum dreames” (W Turner, New Herball, 1551).

 A £700 prize was offered in Indonesia in 1985 for a song extolling the joys of planting soya beans.

In ancient Greece minor officials were elected by putting one white and many black beans in a pot. Whoever picked the white bean got the job.

In the 19th century the Russian army used a similar system to give a conscript his freedom.

In the 6th century BC, Pythagoras had a deep philosophical dislike of beans, believing that they contained the souls of the dead.

He is said to have allowed himself to be slaughtered rather than cross a field of beans.

The largest serving of beans and rice is 918.8 kilograms (2,025 lb 9.71 oz) and was achieved by Sanjeev Kapoor and Ministry of Food Processing Industries, Government of India (both India) in New Delhi, India, on 4 November 2017.

The dish was in the form of khichdi, a popular Indian dish that was being showcased at the World Food India festival. The khichdi was distributed to over 6,000 deprived children and city dwellers around Delhi by The Akshaya Patra Foundation.

Flatulophobia or flatuphobia (from flatus, Latin for "blowing") is the fear of farting, whether farting oneself or somebody farting.

I bought a load of Christmas crackers and just realised they all have a miniature deck of playing cards as the surprise toy. Oh well, no big deal.

Finish with a Song

This is David Bowie and Wild is the Wind