In Today's Issue
Keith's Teeth
Teeth
That's Amaaaaaazing
Random Joke
Funny Fobia
Finish with a Song
The enamel on the top surface on your tooth is the hardest part of your entire body.
Teeth start to form even before you are born—milk teeth or baby teeth start to form when the baby is in the womb, but they come through when the child is between 6-12 months old.
Humans use four different types of teeth (incisors, canine, premolars, and molars) to cut, tear and grind their food.
Humans have only two sets of teeth in their entire lifetime—baby teeth and permanent teeth. Once you have your permanent teeth, make sure you take good care of them.
No two people have the same set of teeth—your teeth are as unique as your fingerprint, so be proud of your unique set of teeth.
Your mouth produces over 25,000 quarts of saliva in a lifetime—that’s enough to fill two swimming pools. Saliva has many uses, including assisting you with your digestion and protects your teeth from bacteria in your mouth.
An average person spends 38.5 days brushing their teeth over their lifetime.
Many diseases are linked to your oral health, including heart disease, osteoporosis, and diabetes.
One third of your tooth is underneath your gums—that means only two thirds of your tooth’s length is visible.
If you get your tooth knocked out, put it in milk and hold it in your mouth—this will help your tooth to survive longer. Make sure you see a dentist right away.
Teeth
That's Amaaaaaazing
Random Joke
Funny Fobia
Finish with a Song
Keith has bad teeth
They used to be pearlers
So bright and so white
Now they’re all
colours
And they
do smell of shite
They’re
stumpy and broken
Crooked
and odd
Neglected
and tartered
Like
a lawn gone to sod
Keith
failed to brush
Or
use his mouthwash
No
polishing ever
He
never used floss
So
now he regrets
His
lack of hygiene
He
would love nice teeth
The
smile and the sheen
So
here is the moral
The
point of your ventures
Keep
your teeth clean
Or
else you’ll have dentures
Teeth start to form even before you are born—milk teeth or baby teeth start to form when the baby is in the womb, but they come through when the child is between 6-12 months old.
Humans use four different types of teeth (incisors, canine, premolars, and molars) to cut, tear and grind their food.
Humans have only two sets of teeth in their entire lifetime—baby teeth and permanent teeth. Once you have your permanent teeth, make sure you take good care of them.
No two people have the same set of teeth—your teeth are as unique as your fingerprint, so be proud of your unique set of teeth.
Your mouth produces over 25,000 quarts of saliva in a lifetime—that’s enough to fill two swimming pools. Saliva has many uses, including assisting you with your digestion and protects your teeth from bacteria in your mouth.
An average person spends 38.5 days brushing their teeth over their lifetime.
Many diseases are linked to your oral health, including heart disease, osteoporosis, and diabetes.
One third of your tooth is underneath your gums—that means only two thirds of your tooth’s length is visible.
If you get your tooth knocked out, put it in milk and hold it in your mouth—this will help your tooth to survive longer. Make sure you see a dentist right away.
The most teeth in the mouth is 37, achieved by Vijay Kumar V.A (India), as verified in Bangalore, India on 20 September 2014. Vijay has five more teeth than the average number for adults. He first noticed that he had more biting power than most people in his late teens.
I was in Debenhams today when the escalator broke down.
We all just stopped and staired.
Odontophobia (from Greek odonto, "teeth") is the fear of teeth.
Finish with a Song
This is Boston with a song for all dentists ..... More than a Filling
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