Marjorie Lacy - The Bakers

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The Bakers - Marjorie Lacy
Baker
That's Amaaaaazing
Word of the Day
Random Joke
Finish with a Song

The Bakers, end of January.

You go in  to buy bread,

standing there in the queue

you glance at the cakes,

buns and sausage rolls.

You resolved to lose

weight in the New Year,

but Oh! The temptations of

cream buns that look so good.

Temptation, but what harm

could one do? But NO!

I will stay firm - I will turn

away. Oh!! Sausage rolls.

Or, maybe a small Quiche?

That would have fewer calories.

Or maybe not, flapjack could

have less? Oh! It’s my turn.

“Um! Can I have a cream

bun please, Oh! and yes,

a sausage roll in a bag.

and a chocolate eclair, please.

What did I come in for?

Oh! Yes, it was bread!”

THAT'S AMAAAAAAAAAAZING

The largest baking lesson involves 496 participants, and was achieved by Novotel (France) in Paris, France, on 9 December 2017.

Word of the day: CUMLIN (Scots) - a pet cat who spontaneously starts living with new owners

My wife said she's leaving me because I keep making silly puns about her dark yellow oven glove. However, I wasn't expecting to wake up this morning and find her gone, I mustard mitt.

Finish with a Song

This is 

Gerry Rafferty - Baker Street