Happy Sunday All....

In today's Issue..

Limerick Time
Weird News
The Sunday Service - From The Right Reverend Father Down

This week was International Limerick Day.

To celebrate we looked at the history of the Limerick and some examples.

The Mighty Marjorie Lacy, she has very kindly sent in her own limerick :

There was a young lady from Leeds

who had some unusual needs

she wore a green hat

and lived with a cat

and a fluffy dog she often breeds!

Now one from me....

There was a young man from Leek

Who liked it twice a week

He had with cream 

which made his wife scream 

The dirty dairy freak

Meaning of Life REVEALED: Scientists reveal truth behind EVERYTHING

SCIENTISTS might have finally solved the Meaning of Life with a bombshell theory which changes everything we understand about reality.

Top boffins believe the world is as we see it and everything we experience could be a lie.

Leading scientists and engineers have all given their backing to the mindblowing idea which could change the world.

SpaceX boss Elon Musk, celebrity astrophysicist Neil deGrasse Tyson and theoretical physicist Brian Greene have all backed suggestions that life is just a Matrix-esque simulation.

Technology pioneer Musk said the chance of mankind NOT living in a simulation is “one in billions”.

The founder of Tesla cars and director of SpaceX is a firm believer all of reality if just a simulation created by a supremely smart artificial intelligence.

It would mean everything we experience is just lines of code in an advanced programme – in the same way virtual worlds created in computer games are just projections of data.

He argued technology is advancing so quickly it is only a matter of time before we are capable of conjuring hyper-real virtual worlds.

But, Musk has also promised to put man on Mars, revolutionise global transportation with a network of electric trains and jets, and find a way to save humanity from a climate change apocalypse.

However, while he may be a future gazer – Musk’s outrageous theory is backed by some of the top minds in the world.

Host of TV show Cosmos: A Spacetime Odyssey top scientist Neil deGrasse Tyson said he thinks the likelihood is “may be very high” our lives are just a computer simulation.

He said: "I’m saying, the day we learn that it is true, I will be the only one in the room saying, ‘I’m not surprised.’”

When speculating about potential higher beings controlling the supposed simulation, he said humanity “would be drooling, blithering idiots in their presence”.

He went as far to suggesting mankind should keep their eye out for “glitches” in the world which could be proof of a simulated reality.

Meanwhile, Rich Terrile, a scientist at NASA, also gave his backing to the theory.

The top mind claimed technology is increasing so fast “very quickly we will be a society where there are artificial entities living in simulations that are much more abundant than human beings".

He goes on: “If in the future there are more digital people living in simulated environments than there are today, then what is to say we are not part of that already?”

The NASA scientists concluded "if we are not living in a simulation, it is an extraordinarily unlikely circumstance” and suggested it could have been created by our “future selves”.

Meanwhile, Rich Terrile, a scientist at NASA, also gave his backing to the theory.

The top mind claimed technology is increasing so fast “very quickly we will be a society where there are artificial entities living in simulations that are much more abundant than human beings".

He goes on: “If in the future there are more digital people living in simulated environments than there are today, then what is to say we are not part of that already?”

The NASA scientists concluded "if we are not living in a simulation, it is an extraordinarily unlikely circumstance” and suggested it could have been created by our “future selves”.

I wonder if I'm a Sim ??

Sunday Service - With The Right Revernd Father Down From the Church Of Our Father God Zilla

Dear Friends, Hello and welcome to my Sunday Service.

One thing I am regularly asked by my parishioners is do I believe that 

the Devil gave us Rock & Roll.

No no no no no no no....not at all for didn't the congregation of Kiss tell us....

"God Gave Rock and Roll to us, gave rock & roll to us, put it in our soul for everyone....

Yes I believe that our Lord gave us the gift of Rock.... So this evening I'd like you to

it back, relax in your best jeans, the one's with your patches on that your mother always tried to fix, and gently bow your head raise your head, bow your head raise your head...& repeat, so you can gently headbang with me to this Sunday's choice... for the middle aged mosh pit...Please rejoice with me to the Angelic......... TWISTED SISTER !