Happy Friday !!

In today's Issue

More examples of 2nd point of view from guest poet, Marjory Lacy
Question Impossible
Friday's Horoscopes
Finish with a Song

Second-person. In the second-person point of view, the narrator refers to at least one character directly as "you", suggesting that the audience is a character within the story.

Marjory Lacy with two 2nd Point of View Poems.

Self  - talk.

You have not fulfilled your potential.

Of course, it was not intentional.

What do you do?

You sit in your chair.

You sit in your chair and stare and stare.

You never go anywhere

Or do anything, you’re boring, a bore

You just sit in your chair.

All right then! I’ll get up, I’ll do it!

I will get up, get washed, dressed- go to it.

I will go here,

I will go there!

I will stop sitting - in my chair - THERE!!

You and the Train. (Self talk - again!.)

You’re late! You’re going to miss the train, hurry, hurry, run, run. Quick it's coming!

“You people! Get out of my way, I’m coming through!”

You’re late! The train’s already in and standing there. It’s Engine throbbing!

Be quick! jump on. Be quick! OUICK! The doors are closing.

Well, you cut it fine! Only just made it! Quick find him before the train goes through the tunnel. Oh, look! There his is, quick sit down.      Oh! Done it,     tunnel now, do it quick, do it now! Slip your hand in his, kiss him quick, tell him quick.’John, we’re pregnant!! We did it! My goodness - you did it!  You told him.

Question Impossible

This is where I set you a question, you wont get it, unless you cheat, and lets face it....everyone does, that's why Google was invented !

Today's Question -

What is the worlds fastest flying insect ?

Answer below.......

This weeks Extremely Accurate Horoscopes With  Paul T Gyce

Hello, I've been expecting you. My name is Paul T Gyce I have been an astrologer to the stars for over 70 years which is a testament to my skills as I'm 55.

Sit back and wonder how accurate my predictions will be for you, this coming week !!

Aries March 21 – April 20

This week you will go to the dentist. when he tells you, you have a cavity and need a filling. Then asks what type of filling you want, don't say cheese and pickle !.

Your tablet this week is asprin

Taurus April 21 – May 21

The sign of the bull, this week you'll be exaggerating everything.

However, lying about your height will be very easily rumbled.

Your unlucky object is a tape measure

Gemini May 22 – June 21

The sign of the twins, his week you will meet your doppelgänger and they will attempt to take your identity, aww let them have it, you could do with a change

Lucky Plant - Heavy

Cancer June 22 – July 23

MMMM........crab......

Lucky Sauce - Seafood

Leo July 24 – Aug 23

Leo the Lion, this week you will meet a Taurus Man, he will be much shorted than you thought.

Your Lucky David is Attenborough

Virgo Aug 24 – Sep 23

Virgo's are so wonderful they really should be worshipped, money and underwear should be thrown at them daily, and, if that underwear fits...and is cleanish.... then all the better.

Libra Sept 24 – Oct 23

Libra's the sign of the scales, they are always ready to weigh up any situation.

If you are out about will you get me a pound of bananas.

Lucky Rock - Blackpool

Scorpio Oct 24 – Nov 22

Scorpio, well as you no doubt now know my ex wife was one. Well this week you will be going on holiday with that love rat at number 23, I hope it rains, errrm I mean, given my skills it will rain, and snow and there will be hailstones the size of your implants.

Lucky sign,,,,,, well it was Virgo, but no more, yes no more ,,,,,, I'm not bitter.

Sagittarius Nov 23 – Dec 22

The sign of the.....ermm bow and arrow,

This week you will be on target, but all of a quiver, you will make sure everyone get's your

point. 

Lucky Bird - Robin (hood)

Capricorn Dec 23 – Jan 20

This week you will meet a Leo, who has met a Taurus man and isn't happy that he lied about his height, he said he was six foot four and is more like five foot four. To be honest you won't be that bothered as she's a bit of a moaning cow and should be happy that, given her looks, she had any interest at all on that dating site.

Lucky Number - 5 foot Nine

Aquarius Jan 21 – Feb 19

This week your sister will be ill, she's suffering from hay fever and diabetes, don't by her flowers and chocolates ....... she'll go mental !! 

Lucky Place - Accident and Emergency

Pisces Feb 20 – March 20

I don't want to carp on, but good cod, every fin is a bit fishy at the moment but you'll swim above it all, unless your name is Annette, in that case, STAY IN

Unlucky Side Dish - Chips

Question Impossible

I asked earlier what is the worlds fastest insect ?

The answer is :-

Dragonflies

The Fastest Flying Insect: Dragonflies are known to travel at the speed of 35 miles an hour. Hawk Moths, which have been clocked at a speed of 33.7 miles an hour, come in second.

Finish with a Song

This is I believe I can (dragon) fly by R Kelly, released in 1992