Happy Sunday to you all.....

In today's Issue

A great comic poem from Sue McCartney
International Hug Your Cat Day
Trivial Top 10
The Sunday Service - With the Right Reverend Father Down
The Middle Aged Mosh Pit.

MY HATS by Susan McCartney

I have hats for all seasons, hats for no reasons

Apart from I love them - cannot get enough of them

I’ve got loads of hats, more hats than cats

I’m a serious mad-hatter and what does it matter

Whatever the weather, a hat with a feather makes me feel better

But in daughter Kate’s opinion I look like a silly ‘un

She says of the tan one that I need to chuck it

As I look like Hyacinth Bucket

She’s doesn’t mean I look like that. I know the truth SHE wants that hat

She says with a sigh and a gleam in her eye

I look like Michael Jackson with my black felt hat on

But let me tell you SHE wants that one too

She’s right about one though. The green feathered has to go

It makes me look like Robin Hood - a style that’s never good

Give me hats for all reasons. Give me hats for all seasons

Do I suit this one?Don’t tell me the truth, string me along

Don’t tell me, don’t admit that I look like a twit

The pink straw trilby will be going to a charity shop

In the drop of a hat because

Kate says I look silly like I’m serving In a Deli.  She’s right of course.

The embellished pink is dandy, the colour of bubble candy

But too fancy for me - I’d rival a Christmas tree

The 20’s cloche is somewhat posh

This vintage find is quite sublime

It suits all faces, times and places

Kate will have to dream and scheme her schemes

But I love this hat so there’s the end to that

It makes me taller, thinner every way a winner

So give me a hat, fedora, homburg, trilby or flat

Whatever the reason, whatever the season, I’ll wear my hat

International Hug Your Cat Day..

Who doesn't love a pussy...This day really needs no explanation.

If you have a cat, then give it a hug, as long as it doesn't mind.

Don't worry if you don't have a cat, I'm sure theirs some mad old 

lady on your street who probably got about 20..... she wont miss

one for ten minutes.

Trivial Top 10

Top 10 most popular cat names
( as per 2016 )

10 - Milo

9 - Tilly

8 - Oscar

7 - Daisy

6 - Smudge

5 - Molly

4 - Charlie

3 - Misty

2 - Bella

1 - Poppy

The Sunday Service
With The Right Reverend Father Down.

Hello to all my flock. This week I’ve attended the first of this year's summer fete’s

It was so nice to see you all there, “hooking your ducks” and "Stoning your coconuts.”

I met a very nice young man called, Slasher, who told me all his problems as an agoraphobic skinhead. He confided in me that it can be so humiliating when he has to say “Oy you! Inside now !”

Well, Slasher this goes out to you and all dirty rockers.

It’s my old friends, Thin Lizzy, with jailbreak.

Enjoy your head banging, God Bless...