Happy Thursday !
In Today's Issue
The F Word, from today's guest - Susan McCartney
Trivial Top 10
Random Joke
Born This Day
Amaaaaaaaaazing Fact
Finish With a Song
Here is Susan McCartney with The F Word
Seeing we are talking of food, here is the top 10 restaurants
in the World.
10. The Ledbury, London, England. Cost of a meal for two, without wine: $270. (£209)
9. Alinea, Chicago, Illinois. Cost of a meal for two, without wine: $420.
(£325)
8. Arzak. San Sebastian, Spain. Cost of meal for two, without wine: $530.
(£410)
6. Mugaritz, Errenteria, Spain. Cost of meal for two, without wine: $470.
(£309)
5. Dinner. London, England. Cost of a meal for two, without wine: $230.
(£178)
4. Eleven Madison Park, New York, USA. Cost of a meal for two, without wine: $450. (£348)
3. Osteria Francescana, Modena, Italy. Cost of a meal for two, without wine: $360-525. (£278- £406)
2. Celler de Can Roca, Girona, Spain. Cost of a meal for two, without wine: $390-480. (£302 - £371)
1. Noma, (Copenhagen, Denmark). Cost of a meal for two, without wine: $600. (£464)
Random Joke of the Day
Over 3 consecutive years, Virginia Mother Shalonda Dominique gave birth to 3 boys, all on March 13th.
Tray - March 13th 2013
Santana - March 13th 2014
Harlem - March 13th 2015
In Today's Issue
The F Word, from today's guest - Susan McCartney
Trivial Top 10
Random Joke
Born This Day
Amaaaaaaaaazing Fact
Finish With a Song
Here is Susan McCartney with The F Word
THE ‘F-WORD’
I’m fixated by the ‘F-Word’
It’s my reason to be
I think about it
constantly
I bet you’re thinking
That this dame is sinking
Into the muck
With a focus on the f***!
You’d be wrong
I’m stringing you along
I’m not being rude
My ‘F-Word’ is food
When I was young
It was a different song
Not much of the ‘F-Word’
on the menu
Mostly potatoes and
carrots in a stew
Fresh meat a luxury to
chew
Chicken came once each
December
Not fresh, tinned, I
remember
A treat not so fantastic!
Out it slid in a slick of
aspic
Salmon, canned, past its
sell by date
Kept in the pantry just in
case
Company came around to eat
For a fishy mashed up,
sandwich treat
Post-war tins of ham and
spam
Rusted, scarcely
consumable
But handy in case of a
funeral
I joined the Waffs and to
other foods
My eyes opened
In ’68 the menu broadened
In the queue in the Mess
Says the chef with a face
quite sly
‘Do you want stuffing?’
Little me, naïve, shy
Yes says I and the rest
Pile on that turkey breast
To 3 squares we were
blessed
And rice came not as a
pudding
Brown from the oven
But stirred and fried with
prawns and spice
The magic of curry and
rice
Fried rice,
rice honey
Curry spice,
spice honey
It’s my vice,
vice honey
Don’t ask me
twice, twice honey
Don’t wanna
be rude, rude honey
I’m in the
mood, mood honey
Grilled or
stewed, stewed honey
For some food,
food
For food!
FOOD It’s my
crack, horse,skunk my weed
Take me, take me
To my next feed
The other ‘F-Word’ is out
of the window
Gimme a guy to make me a
dinner
I wanna a man with a
frying pan
Okay I’m hooked
My goose is cooked
I admit I’m fixated
And won’t be placated
With anything else but
FOOD!
Gimme grease,
grease honey
Let me feast,
feast honey
Gimme fries,
fries honey
Giant size,
size honey
Bake me cake,
cake honey
Don’t make me
wait, wait honey
I’m in the
mood, mood honey
For some food,
food honey
For food!
Seeing we are talking of food, here is the top 10 restaurants
in the World.
10. The Ledbury, London, England. Cost of a meal for two, without wine: $270. (£209)
9. Alinea, Chicago, Illinois. Cost of a meal for two, without wine: $420.
(£325)
8. Arzak. San Sebastian, Spain. Cost of meal for two, without wine: $530.
(£410)
6. Mugaritz, Errenteria, Spain. Cost of meal for two, without wine: $470.
(£309)
5. Dinner. London, England. Cost of a meal for two, without wine: $230.
(£178)
4. Eleven Madison Park, New York, USA. Cost of a meal for two, without wine: $450. (£348)
3. Osteria Francescana, Modena, Italy. Cost of a meal for two, without wine: $360-525. (£278- £406)
2. Celler de Can Roca, Girona, Spain. Cost of a meal for two, without wine: $390-480. (£302 - £371)
1. Noma, (Copenhagen, Denmark). Cost of a meal for two, without wine: $600. (£464)
Random Joke of the Day
Scientists have discovered exactly how much sleep an average person needs.
Just 5 minutes more........
Born this Day
If you were born on this day, then Happy Birthday !...You share your Birthday with :-
1921 - Nancy Regan
1925 - Bill Haley
1936 - Dave Allen
1946 - George W Bush
1958 - Jennifer Saunders
1975 - 50 Cent (£0.38p)
Amaaaaaaaaaazing Fact
Tray - March 13th 2013
Santana - March 13th 2014
Harlem - March 13th 2015
Finish with a Song
Given it's his birthday and he would have been 92 today. This is Bill Haley and Rock
Around the Clock, Released in 1955
That was clever, Susan!! Well done!!
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