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Sunday 23 July 2017




In today's Issue

Feeding Ducks
Ducky's
Amaaaaazing Fact
New Releases
Random Joke of the Day






Feeding ducks
With stale bread
Clearing strings
Within my head

Connections sting
Snap and break
The ducks they feed
Hen and drake

Their simple life
As they bob along
They know exactly
Where they belong

I too float
In a metaphorical pond
I have no tether
No mental bond

I’ve been like this
For so long
And no longer know

If its right or wrong

Neville



Interesting Duck Facts


The duck is a number of species in the Anatidae family of birds. They are related to swans and geese.


Ducks are mostly aquatic birds living in both fresh water and sea water and found on every continent 
except for Antarctica.

A male duck is called a drake, a female duck a hen, and a baby duck a duckling.

Ducks are omnivores. They feed on aquatic plants, small fish, insects, worms, grubs and more. People often feed domesticated ducks bread.

Diving ducks and sea ducks search for food fairly deep underwater. To be able to stay underwater more easily, diving ducks are quite heavy.

Dabbling ducks feed on the surface of water, on land, or by ducking their head underwater. Along the edge of their beak is a comb-like structure called a pecten, that enables them to hold slippery food and filter nutrients out of the water.

A common urban legend is that a ducks quack does not echo. This has however, been proven to be false.

Ducks are curious and friendly creatures they have been domesticated as pets and farm animals for more than 500 years. All domestic ducks are descended from either the Mallard or the Muscovy duck.

The most common and recognised species of duck is the Mallard or Wild duck. It is a dabbling duck that lives in the Americas, Europe, Asia, North Africa, and has been introduced to New Zealand and Australia.

The male Mallard has a glossy green head, grey wings and belly, while the female has a brown-speckled plumage. Mallard ducks have a moulting season, they are vulnerable during this time as the moulting stops them flying.

Mallard ducks live 5 to 10 years in the wild and 8+ years in captivity.

Paradise Shelducks of New Zealand often have one mating partner for life.

All ducks have highly waterproof feathers due to the feathers interlocking nature and waxy coating.

Ducks have many economic uses. Their feathers, particularly their underlying 'down' feathers, are used in many products, while the white Pekin duck is the most common variety raised for eggs and meat.

Ducks have featured as popular cartoon characters over the years, such as Walt Disney's Donald Duck and Warner Brothers, Daffy Duck.

Something I've got in common with Daffy Duck......a lisp !!!



 



Amaaaaaaaaaazing Fact

If eaten in one meal the liver of a polar bear is enough to kill a human being !




Books are Like Buses... you wait then two turn up :-

The Word for Moving Clouds

14 stories from writers associated with the Red Shed Readings in Wakefield to celebrate ten years of the famous spoken word event at Wakefield's red shed.
The stories deal with human relationships, with falling in love and falling out of love, with growing up, watching your children grow up and with wondering; wondering about the validity of what it is you do now and what is the word for moving clouds.
The Yorkshire Post included this book as number one in their list of top five books (30.06.17.) 

The Authors

Jimmy Andrex
S.J. Bradley
John Irving Clarke
Steve Dearden
Berlie Doherty
Gareth Durasow
Ian McMillan
Silvia Pio
Laura Potts
Richard Smyth
Jane Steele
Michael Stewart
Matthew Hedley Stoppard
William Thirsk-Gaskill
The book is available here :-
http://www.currockpress.com/the-word-for-moving-clouds.html




Available on Amazon, Paperback or Kindle Version.

Link - https://www.amazon.co.uk/dp/1548896446/ref=sr_1_1?ie=UTF8&qid=1500073463&sr=8-1&keywords=tales+of+the+unaccepted


About the Author


Neville Raper invented You Tube, has swum the channel twice and is a habitual liar.
He lives in Yorkshire, where just like the locals, he says what he likes and likes what he says.
Broadcaster, Author, blogger, Neville is an occasional stand-up, and regular sit down.


Message from the Author.

Hi, thank you for buying this book unless you stole it, then shame on you.
Seriously, I hope you enjoy the stories within. A lot of people ask where I get the ideas from so I’ve taken the liberty of sharing the inspiration of each one. I hope that this may inspire you to write your own.
I’d like to say that this has been a long hard road to get to this point, but honestly, it hasn’t. I find writing a pleasure and having my work read a joy.
My ultimate goal is to write something that I would like to read and by doing so, hopefully, something you will enjoy reading as well.
So sit back, dim the lights, but not so much that you can’t read, and come with me on a journey.
These are all stories of ‘what if.' for isn’t that what life is all about?

Yours Forever
Neville

Reviews

Top customer reviews


Format: Paperback Verified Purchase
It was a pleasure to read this book. Neville Raper is clearly a genuinely funny man. His engaging and self-deprecating sense of humour runs through these stories, but this is a lot more than just a funny book. Some of these stories explore the dark side of life and have a powerful sting in the tail (and tale).
This is not run-of-the-mill fiction. It is different, quirky and original.
I enjoy Neville’s easy style. He says that he enjoys writing and it shows. He has a real way with words. He uses excellent imagery in these pages and reveals himself as an astute observer of mankind.
I look forward to reading more of the work of this very promising writer.
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Format: Kindle Edition Verified Purchase
Great - I love short stories and these have good twists, unexpected endings and more - ideal for that train/bus journey to work. I'm waiting for the next one Nev!!!! - Jacky Robinson (Featherstone, West Yorkshire)
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Format: Paperback Verified Purchase
Loved it...a lot of the stories had a twist which I really enjoyed. I also enjoyed the sneak preview of the next book.....
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Format: Paperback
Sinister,humorous,witty,thought provoking and a real page turner. If you enjoy the unexpected then this book is for you. An excellent read.
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Random Joke
I got hit on the top of my head by a Japanese car part while walking during a storm this morning. It was raining Datsun cogs....


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