Wednesday

In Today's Issue

A Pub that Rhymes with Witherspoons.

Pubs

Question Impossible

Random Joke

Finish with a Song

The Witherspoons Shuffle

Sitting in a bar

on a Saturday morning

It's not yet 12

is that a warning?

I'm drinking coffee

but soon something stronger

There's a gnawing in my gut

an alcoholic hunger

Scattered all around

are people just like me

Sad, lonely souls

Drowning in a booze soaked sea

Some are eating breakfasts

it disguises their cravings

Legitimising existence

It's only face saving

Young people made old

by the bottle

Looking to meet their maker

and get there at full throttle

So cheers to you all

my comrades in drink

Raise all our glasses

give a bloodshot wink

TOP 10 Pub Names in the UK

1. Red Lion
2. Royal Oak
3. White Hart
4. Rose and Crown
5. New Inn
6. White Horse
7. Crown
8. Kings Head
9. Crown Inn
10. Kings Arms

Question Impossible

This is where I ask you a question, it's tough, nearly impossible.....

Can you name the biggest pub in the UK?

Random Joke of the Day

What stands in a field and says ooooo ooooo? A cow with no lips!!!

Finish with a Song

Well.... think we should go down the pub...This is Sham 69, with Hurry up Harry

released in 1978 !


Oh..... and Question Impossible...
The Moon Under Water is a pub in Manchester city centre, in the building of the former Deansgate Picture House cinema on Deansgate. The pub, which is 8,800 square feet (820 m²) and can hold 1,700 customers has been noted by the Guinness Book of Records as being the largest in Britain.