In Today's Issue
The Plastic Bag by Marjory Lacy
Did you Know - Bags
Random Joke of the Day
Incredible Accurate Horoscopes
That's Amaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaazing
Finish with a Song
The Plastic Bag.
The carrier bag is a very useful thing,
for carrying your shopping home.
Once they are empty…. what do
you do with them… that is the thing??
Do you throw them in the bin?
hide them in a cupboard?
Do you fold them up neatly?
Blow them up and prick with a pin?
Do you let them have freedom?
To live a bag-life, blown by the wind.
So they can fly the thermals to
rival the birds in height and speed.
Is it good for them to have freedom?
Is fair to let them blow and whirl about?
What dangerous adventures they can
have dodging cars on the motorways!
Is it good for them to have freedom?
to be stuck in trees, to be deep in the sea.
To be put over heads of murder victims?
Or worse, the self-harm of suicides?
Plastic bags alone can live for ever.
They do not choose to biodegrade.
What will the Geo-phiz of future
generations make of our plastic bags?
Did You Know?..............Plastic Bag
Every second, 160,000 plastic bags are used around the world.
The amount of petroleum it takes to produce one plastic bag could drive a car 11 metres (36 ft).
A plastic bag is used for an average of 12 minutes.
267 different species of animals have been affected by marine debris.
If we joined all the plastic bags in the world together, they would circumnavigate the globe 4,200 times.
If just one person used recycled plastic bags over their lifetime, they would be removing 22,000 plastic bags from the environment.
Plastic bags are among the 12 items of debris most found in coastal clean-ups.
Random Joke of the Day
I spent all week erecting a new fence in my garden.
My neighbour commented on my Facebook page that it wasn't straight so I unfriended him.
That's the last time he comments on my posts!
This weeks Extremely Accurate Horoscopes With Paul T Gyce
Hello, I've been expecting you. My name is Paul T Gyce I have been an astrologer to the stars for over 70 years which is a testament to my skills as I'm 55.
Sit back and wonder how accurate my predictions will be for you, this coming week !!
Aries March 21 – April 20
This week you will meet a tall dark handsome man, unfortunately, he doesn't
like you.
Your lucky stone this week is Sharon.
Taurus April 21 – May 21
DUCK ! RIGHT NOW DUCK, QUICKLY...
Too late.
Your lucky colour, now, is red
Gemini May 22 – June 21
Once again, being a Gemini you are in 2 minds, both are in agreement that
you need a haircut, but only on one head.
Lucky Animal - Push Me Pull Me
Cancer June 22 – July 23
MMMM........crab......
Lucky Sauce - Seafood
Leo July 24 – Aug 23
This week you will feel caged, Remember pride comes before a fall,
The mane thing is try to avoid puns.
Your Lucky Food is Zebra
Virgo Aug 24 – Sep 23
Virgo's are brilliant and this week everything will be brilliant because you are so great.
Everyone loves you and you deserve it. If you're not a Virgo... then tough.
Your lucky thing this week is every thing !!
Libra Sept 24 – Oct 23
Libra's are quite astute and will have probably, by now, worked out what star sign
I am. This week you will be asked to weigh something.
Lucky Clothing - A bra...
Scorpio Oct 24 – Nov 22
My ex was a Scorpio and I've never met a nice one. They are fundamentally evil people and will do everything in their power to make sure they get the house, car and your collection of "specialist" video's.... I mean what does she need with 48 video's on ermmmm my hobby. Well I tell you two can play that game, I'm keeping her underwear, It fits me better than her anyway.
Famous Scorpio's
Crippin
Adolf Hitler
Vlad The Impaler
Danny La Rue
Sagittarius Nov 23 – Dec 22
Just what is a Sagittarius ? I mean I get the rest, animals, things, but this ??? nope.
Any ways, no idea what's going to happen to you as I have no idea what you are.... Oh, sometime this week you will breath.
Lucky Word - Meh !
Capricorn Dec 23 – Jan 20
This week, just like a goat you will over eat. Just try not to eat underwear some of that stuff is really expensive.
Lucky Saying - Who ate all the pies.
Lucky Number - 3.14159265359
Aquarius Jan 21 – Feb 19
By now I'm getting a bit tired, the spirits running through me are becoming dry. I need fluid, and ironically this is your sign. This week you will be rained on.
Lucky Fluid - Rain
Pisces Feb 20 – March 20
Why is it that Pisces is always last on the list, I mean it doesn't make any sense, the year begins with January so shouldn't it start with Capricorn ?
It's all barmy really, Anyways the constellation says that this week you will
find yourself in a room and forget why you went in there for in the first place. Don't worry you're not losing it, it's already gone.
Lucky Dating Site - Plenty Of Fish
That's Amaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaazing
Eight of the ten largest statues in the world are of Buddah
Finish with a Song
This is James Brown with Pappa's Got a Brand New Bag, released in 1966