Hi all,

Sorry I'm late today.
Well a few of you (who am I kidding, loads of you) have asked for more from Albert, the Wonder dog.

So, it's over to him !

Good evening my non canine chums. Thank you for requesting more from me, you have excellent 
choice.....

Well recently, in order to blend more into Nev's lifestyle, I have started having a poo in the bathroom.
Obviously, I can't reach the toilet bowl, and to be honest, as far as I'm concerned, I believe it's more of a drinking fountain. So I have been leaving deposits on the mat.

I must say, I think Nev's really pleased as he can't wait to pick them up.

He has informed me that, he may start feeding me condoms, that way when I poo, it's ready bagged.

On a funny note, last week, Nev left his dental floss on the living room coffee table.
I found it delicious, although Neville did nearly have a heart attack, when I had a poo, as he thought I had worms !!

Well I'm off now, I will check your responses on my I Bone !

Love you all....

Albert x