International Dentist Day
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International Dentist Day
Our Keith's Teeth
Dentist Facts
That's Amaaaaaaaazing
Random Joke ... and.......rinse
Today is the day to Celebrate dentists all over the world and thank them for keeping us healthy and smiling on Dentist’s Day.
So,,,,How to Celebrate?
- If you haven’t been to see your dentist in a while, use this day to make an appointment with them.
- Try and book it at 2.30
- Send them a card to say thanks...but NO CHOCOLATE !!
Our Keith has bad teeth
They used to be pearlers
So bright and so white
Now they’re all colours
And they do smell of shite
They’re stumpy and broken
Crooked and odd
Neglected and tartered
Like a lawn gone to sod
Keith failed to brush
Or use his mouthwash
No polishing ever
He never used floss
So now he regrets
His lack of hygiene
He would love nice teeth
The smile and the sheen
So here is the moral
The point of your ventures
Keep your teeth clean
Or else you’ll have dentures
Dentists
60% of people don’t know that a sore jaw, when combined with chest pain, is a signal of heart attack.
Each person’s set of teeth is unique much like their fingerprints. Even identical twins do not have exactly the same set of teeth.
Did you know that your tongue print is also unique?
The average woman smiles about 62 times a day! A man… Only 8! Kids laugh around 400 times a day. Grown-ups just 15.
Academy of general dentistry, the average person only brushes for 45 to 70 seconds a day, the recommended amount of time is 2-3 minutes.
If you’re right handed, you will chew your food on your right side. If you are left handed, you will tend to chew your food on your left side. It is recommended to chew from both the sides equally to prevent jaw joint problems.
50% consider the smile the first facial feature they notice.
80% are not happy with their smile.
83% of people believe their teeth are more important to their appearance than hat, hair and eyes.
People who drink 3 or more sugary sodas daily have 62% more dental decay.
People with gum disease are more likely to suffer from heart diseases and those without disease.
Average human produces 25000 quartz of saliva in a lifetime, which is enough to fill two swimming pools.
You should keep your tooth brush away from the toilet. The air borne particles from the flush can travel up to a distance of 6 feet.
In 1994 a prison inmate in West Virginia braided dental floss into a row, scaled the wall & escaped.
You should always replace your tooth brush at least every three months & always after infection like flu, cold & other viral infections. Bacteria can implant themselves on the bristles causing re-infection.
Tooth enamel is the hardest substance in the human body. However, it is not recommended to use teeth to open bottle caps.
Gum disease is the leading cause of tooth loss in people over age 35. Fortunately, most gum disease can be prevented.
If you don’t floss, you miss cleaning 40% of your tooth surfaces. So don’t miss flossing in your oral dental hygiene routine.
More than 300 types of bacteria make up dental plaque.
People with gum disease are more likely to suffer from heart diseases and those without disease.
Average human produces 25000 quartz of saliva in a lifetime, which is enough to fill two swimming pools.
You should keep your tooth brush away from the toilet. The air borne particles from the flush can travel up to a distance of 6 feet.
In 1994 a prison inmate in West Virginia braided dental floss into a row, scaled the wall & escaped.
You should always replace your tooth brush at least every three months & always after infection like flu, cold & other viral infections. Bacteria can implant themselves on the bristles causing re-infection.
Tooth enamel is the hardest substance in the human body. However, it is not recommended to use teeth to open bottle caps.
Gum disease is the leading cause of tooth loss in people over age 35. Fortunately, most gum disease can be prevented.
If you don’t floss, you miss cleaning 40% of your tooth surfaces. So don’t miss flossing in your oral dental hygiene routine.
More than 300 types of bacteria make up dental plaque.
That's Amaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaazing
The most teeth in the mouth is 37, achieved by Vijay Kumar V.A (India), as verified in Bangalore, India on 20 September 2014. Vijay has five more teeth than the average number for adults. He first noticed that he had more biting power than most people in his late teens
Random Joke of the Day
My mum always used to say "40 is the new 30". Lovely woman, banned from driving.
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