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Tuesday 28 February 2017


Hi all,

Hoped you liked yesterday poem from Sharon Shields, I've received a lot of nice feedback, which I will pass on to her.

Remember if you have some writing that you want to show. Then contact me via the box at the side or e-mail - Neville.raper@gmail.com.

Today's guest writer is Elisabeth Basford.
Her poem is an amusing little ditty about her prized Roger Moor autograph.....




THE DOUBLE DENIM DECEIT OF ROGER MOORE

THE DOUBLE DENIM DECEIT OF ROGER MOORE IN AN AGE BEFORE SELFIES WHEN STARS KEPT THEIR DISTANCE AUTOGRAPHS WERE HAD BY SHEER GUILE OR PERSISTENCE
THOSE THAT WERE GAINED WERE TREASURED AND REVERED AND THOSE TOO WHO AQUIRED THEM WERE LAUDED AND CHEERED THERE WAS JUST ONE KNOWN ACTOR OF WHOM WE WERE FOND HE WAS THE SAINT, THE PERSUADER AND ALSO WENT BY BOND
WE WROTE OF OUR AFFECTION AND ASKED HIM TO AVAIL IN FORWARDING A POSTER BY THE VERY SOONEST MAIL. IMAGINE THEN OUR JOY WHEN A WEEK OR TWO HAD PASSED ACROSS A DOUBLE DENIM POSTER A SIGNATURE WAS SPLASHED
WE COULDN’T BELIEVE OUR FORTUNE AND WE SHOUTED TO EVERY NOOK ‘WE’VE GOT A ROGER MOORE POSTER IF YOU WANT TO TAKE A LOOK’ THEY CAME FROM NEAR- THEY CAME FROM FAR - TO SEE THIS HANDSOME PRIZE THEY NEEDED CONFIRMATION, TO SEE WITH THEIR OWN EYES
ME AND MY BIG BROTHER WERE EVEN IN THE POST AND A PHOTO WAS ALSO TAKEN JUST TO QUALIFY OUR BOAST. AS THE YEARS PASSED BY THE POSTER SADLY BEGAN TO WEAR AND SO WITH A HEAVY HEART IT WAS STORED AWAY WITH THE GREATEST OF CARE BUT NO ONE FORGOT THIS VALUABLE JEWEL THAT REMAINED AT THE FAMILY HOME NOR THE FREQUENT REMINISES WITH FONDNESS IN THEIR TONE FORTY YEARS LATER AT A GREAT FAMILY CELEBRATION WE WERE ALL GATHERED WITH MUCH CHEER AND ELATION
WHEN OUR FATHER REVEALED BY A VERY CARELESS MISTAKE THAT THE ONCE PRIZED POSSESSION WAS IN FACT JUST A FAKE JUST A THROW AWAY REMARK AND A SLIP OF THE TONGUE WHICH MEANT THAT FOR 40 YEARS WE HAD GOT IT ALL WRONG
LIKE A LIGHTENING BOLT BRINGING A DEADLY SHOCK TO MY EARS AS I WONDERED HOW MANY OTHER LIES HE’D TOLD THROUGH THE YEARS MY FATHER’S RESPONSE WAS QUITE MATTER OF FACT AS IF HE DIDN’T CARE ‘I JUST DIDN’T WANT YOU TO BE LET DOWN, THAT WAS MY GREATEST FEAR’
‘I KNEW HE WAS A MEGA STAR AND HE HAD FAR BETTER THINGS TO DO THAN READ A LETTER FROM TWO TINY KIDS AND SIGN A POSTER TO YOU.’ AS IF TO PROVE MY DAD WAS WRONG I WROTE THE STAR A LETTER I RELATED ALL MY TALE TO HIM AND ASKED HIM TO MAKE IT BETTER
I REQUESTED A SIGNED PHOTOGRAPH AND IT IRKS ME AS I SIGH THAT IT’S BEEN OVER TWO YEARS NOW AND I’VE STILL HAD NO REPLY!


Brilliant !!!

Remember, Viagra wont make you James Bond, but it will help you Roger Moore












Monday 27 February 2017



This site is for new writers, new voices.

This Blog can help you :-

Get your writing seen
Get your writing read
Raise awareness of your work
Share and read different styles
Hit a target global audience of over 5k a day



The ultimate objective of this site is that, if I get enough submission, I will endeavour to publish a book containing all your work.

Any profits made, will be shared out to contributors.

So GO FOR IT.

You can submit by the link or email me at - neville.raper@gmail.com

I look forward to seeing your writing.

To this end, please see below a poem submitted by - Sharon Shields

This is a poignant Poem and I'm sure will strike a chord with many of you out there !

Fool

And I think I'm entitled to love
Fool!
It bypasses me
takes detours
stops at other places
other hearts
and leaves me
alone
wandering
looking in the wrong places
at the wrong people
in the hope that one day

I won't be that fool


Thank you so much Sharon.
If you want more of Sharon's work, wish to comment and/or add your own work use the above contact details.










Sunday 26 February 2017


  • Are you a writer or poet ?
  • Are you looking to get your work read and promoted ?
  • Do you want to hit a potential audience of 4k a day ?
  • Would you like feedback on your work, improvement ideas ?
  • Would you like to see your work in print ?

I'm now accepting work to be published on this blog.
If I receive enough, I will consider producing a book of this work.

Any profits will be shared amongst the contributors.

This is a FREE service and is here to help new writers......
Want more info, then contact me via the link on this page.

I look forward to hearing from you !




Hey all its....

International Tell a Fairy Tale Day 




Fairy tales are a genre of literature that features fantastical and magical characters. Usually in the form of short stories with fairies, elves, trolls, and witches as central characters, fairy tales are set in a magical world with events that take place "once upon a time."

A form of folk tales, fairy tales have a strong oral and written tradition all around the world - with cultures adopting whole or parts of tales from other cultures.
Before the 17th century, fairy tales often had themes unsuitable for children and were written mostly for adults.

Children's Genre

Today, fairy tales are considered to be a genre of children's literature and the term fairy tale is used to refer to happy events and happenings, such as a fairy tale romance or a fairy tale ending.
How to Celebrate?
  • Read my below short story !!
  • If you have children in your lives, why not introduce them to some of the world's most famous fairy tales?
  • Bring out your inner writer and pen down a fairy tale. Who knows, you could be the next Hans Christian Andersen!


Red

By Neville Raper


Little Red Riding hood put on her hood which was, errrm, red.

Her father the woodman spoke “be careful in the woods it is full of beasties and monsters that would love to gobble up a little girl like you “

 

“I will pa pa “she responded in her best Red Riding Hood voice, “I will keep to the path all the way to Grandmama’s “

 

“That's a good girl, take the bread mother has made “

 

Red picked up the little basket of buns and cheerfully went in her way.

 

As she entered the dark deep woods fingers of chill ran down her spine. She heard every creak and groan of the boughs around her. The tree tendrils strained and stretched as if to snatch up little Red. She was the splash of colour in a dark green world. She quietly whistled to herself as she skipped along, her melody masking the moans of the misshapen forest. It moved in waves of wind flowing and ebbing around her, but still, she walked on.

 

She soon came across her Grandmama’s house, a beautiful cottage adorned in ivy and probably worth in excess of £550 thousand.

 

Red knocked on the door,

a soft shrill voice responded, “who is it?”

“Hello Gran Ma Ma, it's me, Little Red Riding Hood”

“Come in sweetheart”

 

Red entered the house Grandmama was lying on her sofa bed in her little front room. She was in her fluffy dressing gown with tiny pictures of sheep dancing around, Red was sure, if she counted them, she'd fall asleep.

 

“Hello Little Red,” Grandmama said “how lovely to see you, what have you got in your basket? “

“I have freshly baked bread that Ma-Ma has made”

 

“Ooo how nice, please put it on the side”

 

Little Red sat beside her Grandmother and studied her face carefully,

“My grandmother what big eyes you have”

 

“Do you think so Little Red? I suppose it's because I'm long-sighted, convex glasses do tend to magnify things, but thank you”

 

“My grandmother what big teeth you have”

 

“Thank you Little Red, I've just got these from the orthodontist, I'm quite pleased with them, I'm sure now I could eat anything, apart from toffees of course” Grand Ma Ma laughed.

 

“My grandma how hairy you are”

 

“Bit rude, but thank you for pointing it out, ladies of a certain age do tend to be a bit more hirsute, I will wax my top lip”

 

Little Red Riding Hood started to shiver, she studied Grandma even more intently,

“My My Grandmother what big claws you have”

 

“Claws dear? you mean my manicure,…….. “

 

Before she could finish, Little Red Riding Hood jumped to her feet threw off her hood and threw back her head and screamed, “You're a wolf and you’ve eaten my Gran Ma Ma !”

 

“Pardon? “Said grandmother, just then the cottage for burst open, it rocked on its hinges, as in strode the massive manliness of the woodcutter. He whipped out his chopper and in one smooth motion deftly removed grandmother’s head.

 

“Well done Little Red Riding Hood, you've saved us from an evil beastie”

 

“Thank you Pa Pa, shall we split the inheritance? “

 

End

2016

Saturday 25 February 2017

Competition now closed !



The Winner is :- Sam Midgley !!
Congratulations Sam, and big thanks to all of you who entered.

Keep you eye out for more competitions...and News of something arriving in May 2017.

Regards all

Neville








Hello all, today is :-

International Sword Swallower's Day



This day was created by the Sword Swallowers Association International in 2008. It celebrates the ancient art of sword swallowing and honours those who practice it.

16 Inches Long

The day also attempts to dispel myths about sword swallowing and to bring international attention to the medical and scientific contribution of sword swallowers.
According to SSAI, sword swallowing is the act of passing a sword or solid blade at least 16 inches long through the mouth into the stomach. Contrary to popular belief, sword swallowing is not a magic trick or an illusion, but a real skill that requires a lot of hard work and practice.


Did You Know



Sword swallowing originated in India around 2000 BC by fakirs and shaman priests who developed the art along with fire-walking on hot coals, snake handling, and other ascetic religious practices.

According to Encyclopedia Britannia:

The majority of sword swallowers employ a guiding tube which they have previously ingested, and hence their performances are less dangerous.

The Sword Swallowers Association International emphatically disputes this “fact.”

It would actually be more uncomfortable to pre-swallow a sheath and attempt to walk out on stage or deliver an introduction for several minutes with a sheath down the throat than it is to actually swallow a sword.

ONLY 1 OUT OF EVERY 250 MILLION PEOPLE KNOW HOW TO SWORD SWALLOW

There are less than a few dozen professional Sword Swallowers left actively performing the 4000 year old ancient art around the world today. To put that in perspective:
  • There are over 2.1 million skydives jumped each year
  • There have been over 80,000 Elvis impersonators since 1977
  • Bull Riding is more popular with over 12,000 professionals in the world
  • Over 4,000 people have successfully climbed Mt. Everest since 1953
  • More than 750 astronauts have flown in outer space since 1961

HOW TO SWALLOW SWORDS IN 14 SUPER EASY STEPS 

(Don’t Try this at Home.)

  1. Insert the tip of the blade into the oral cavity,
  2. Repress the gag reflex in the back of the throat
  3. Navigate a 90 degree turn down the pharynx
  4. Find the proper alignment into the esophagus
  5. Slide the blade through the cricopharyngeus upper esophageal sphincter (UES)
  6. Flip open the epiglottis so that the blade goes into the glottal chamber behind the prominentia laryngea and the voice box
  7. Repress the peristalsys reflex
  8. Slide the blade down the esophagus into the thoraxic chamber between the lungs
  9. Nudge the heart slightly to the left,slide the blade past the sternum and breast bone through the diaphragm
  10. Relax the lower esophageal sphincter (LES)
  11. Slide the blade through the lower esophageal sphincter and into the upper stomach
  12. Past the liver and kidneys
  13. Repress the retch reflex in the stomach
  14. Insert the blade all the way down to the duodenum




Enjoy ? then subscribe.......



Friday 24 February 2017

So March is almost here......Spring is on the horizon, it's time to look forward. The re-birth of life and hope.


If you or anyone you know has ever suffered from depression, here is a poem that goes some way to explain how this terrible malady can effect some people.


On a lighter note, please see my last post. The competition to win 2 free weekend passes to the heavy metal weekend in Wales ends tomorrow. Have a go !

Wednesday 22 February 2017

WIN WIN WIN...........

As a reward for my regular readers I have 2 weekend tickets for :-

Hard Rock Hell !

This event runs from 9 to 12 of November 2017

The tickets are worth £99 each.....

To win these tickets, just answer this question :-

Who wrote the story - Salem's Lot

Was it

A - Stephen Fry
B - Stephen King
C - Stephen Spielberg

Reply using this contact form.
Winner will be picked at random on 25/2/17










Good Luck !!

Tuesday 21 February 2017

Just a quick one........



Ring a Ring or Roses
A Pocket full of Tories
A Tissue, a Tissue, a Tissue
Of Lies....

N Raper 2017


Monday 20 February 2017

Blog




So.....a couple of people, in fact to be honest, more than a couple.... have asked how to start create a blog,

I currently use, as you can no doubt see, Google's Blogger.
This service is free and is pretty easy to use.

There are others of course, this is just my preference.

Here are some other providers :-




Once you've decided which one you want to use. What do you want the content to be.

We will cover this next time !

One thing I will point out is, remember, your Blog will be "broadcasted" globally.

It's important you focus on the right audience.

Here are my stats for this week :-


United Kingdom
520
United States
470
Russia
150
Germany
106
Slovakia
96
Denmark
71
France
61
Portugal
33
Netherlands
14
Ireland

As you can see my top subscribers are the UK and USA.......followed by Russia and Germany.
There are facilities on your Blog to translate your content for other languages.

Give it a go.

As usual, if you subscribe I will provide feedback on any of your work.

Neville








Sunday 19 February 2017

This story has just been accepted for a horror anthology.

You get to read it first !



Witness
 By Neville Raper


She blustered into the kitchen, a china shop bull, even at this time in the morning she was beautiful. She was a Tasmanian devil of shining hair and perfume spinning on a cartoon axis. What always hit me first was her smell, not just the perfume she wore, but her skin and hair, breath and perspiration. I drown in it ever time she’s near and I love her for that. Of course I would not dare tell her and considering what was about to happen, in the next 20 minutes, I would never get the chance.

She didn't see me. Whether this was intentional or not, I did not know. I was, in this relationship, used to being ignored. This morning I didn't mind because I was busy enjoying my leisurely breakfast. 
Laid out before me were sticky sweet cereals, breads and fresh butter, although there was always a choice, I must admit I do tend to gravitate to the sweeter end of the morning’s selections. Who doesn't love jam?


She seemed lost in her own thoughts and leant over the kettle grumbling, 36 but she did look much younger. Slender and tall, she dwarfed me. She prepared coffee, one cup, I can never manage one myself, just the odd sip. She stared at her mobile and I noticed that she was chewing her lip nervously. The kettle’s steamy siren broke her concentration, I couldn't help but noticed she jumped slightly, and trembled as she reached for her cup. She poured in the hot liquid, stirred it violently and raised it to her lips, there, again, I could detect a slight quiver. She was nervous. I knew better than try to bother her when she was like this so I carried on with my repast. A loud knock made us both jump, I thought I could see the door shake with the stress of it.

She walked to the kitchen door and opened it slightly. The man forced the door open and using his shoulder barged his way in. Shocked, I was frozen where I was. The man was large, his teeth were bared like a rabid dog, he screamed a stream of obscenities, machine gun menace in staccato spittle.

She echoed his anger, shouting furiously about his uninvited intrusion, he didn't seem to listen, ignoring her and walked over to her handbag on the kitchen table. She tried to stop him but he pushed her roughly to one side. At this point I'd seen enough, I shouted for him to stop and get

out. He was so wrapped up in his storm he carried on not seeming to hear me at all. He pulled out her phone and waved it in her face. Now ranting about messages to his wife. Then it started to become a bit clearer. They'd been having an affair, he'd finished it and she had decided to start
messaging his wife.
He whirled and launched the phone against the wall, it shattered above me into a hundred pieces, communication exploded all around me. Luckily no shrapnel connected with me, but, like the coward I am I stayed rooted to my position. The shattering sound spurred her into action she spun round and grabbed a large sharp knife from the block next to the kettle, she waved it in the man’s face like a talisman warding off an evil spirit. A horrible rictus grin stretched across his face, he took the knife from her in one swift fluid movement that, to most, would have been impressive, I knew I could move that fast I just wished at this moment I had the courage. 

She screamed at him, he maintained that terrible humorless grin. Her shouts came to an abrupt stop as he plunged the knife into her throat. I saw all this in terrible slow motion, the serrations like sharks teeth gobbling into her flesh, the gout of metallic hemoglobin fountaining and striking the wall. 

She did more than fall, she seemed to crumple as if the blood kept her turgid, like a deflated

balloon she sunk to the floor. I could tell she was dead before she embraced the cold tiles. The man showing no emotion or reaction to his deed turned and swiftly left the house. He left as he had entered, slamming the door behind him.
I flew over to her side, blood pooled and congealed around her. Its strong sweet smell mixed with her perfume. I let it wash over me a tidal wave of olfactory sea. God help me I found myself tasting it. I sobbed as I drank.
It was probably the shock but I lost all concept of time, I slept, dreamless sleep. I was awoken abruptly as the kitchen door was kicked in. Thinking that the killer had returned I retreated back to my refuge of the kitchen table.

Three men walked in, two in uniform, one in a suit. The suited man barked orders “Get SOCO here Wilson”! The subordinate spoke into his crackling radio. In the gloom they didn't see me. The man in the suit fell to one knee, “stabbed to death, no sign of forced entry, she knew her killer”. He looked over to where I was and noticed the smashed phone. “Should be a SIM card in that, have it checked for messages” he motioned to the other uniformed man. 


At this point I could be silent no more, “I saw it all” I shouted. No response, they didn't even acknowledge me. I'd had enough, I finally plucked up the courage I'd been lacking and decided to approach them. The man in the suit raised his hand and attempted to strike me, confused I fell back towards the window, “oh and Wilson, open that window all we need is that thing laying eggs and maggots all over the place, it'll be contaminating the corpse”
The outside air ruffled my wings. I heard them start to buzz, as I launched myself at it, and flew away.
                                                                               End


Neville Raper
2016

Saturday 18 February 2017

Watching this morning's news, I'm reminded of this.......


Neville Raper - 2016

Thursday 16 February 2017

Hi all, its...........

Random Acts of Kindness Day 



Today is Random Acts of Kindness Day.

You know what to do...

Perform a few random acts of kindness. Almost any kind deed will do. And, I highly recommend you perform kind acts on as many people as you can.

People like the idea of showing a little kindness to others. Its a fun and good thing to do. And, they like being on the receiving end of this day as well. It makes both the giver and the receiver feel good.

Caution: What comes around, goes around. Random Acts of Kindness is highly contagious and can seriously effect you Karma !!



Some, Act of Kindness Ideas -

Find opportunities to give compliments. It costs nothing, takes no time, and could make someone’s entire day. Don’t just think it. Say it.

On Mother’s Day and Father’s Day, remember any friends who have lost a parent, and check in with them. Those will be tough days.

Put a surprise note or sketch in with your other half's or kid’s lunch

Send a letter just to “let you know how much I care about you.” How wonderful would it be to get that?

Take a cute photo of someone you love and mail or email it to them.

Call your parents





The possibilities are endless.......Go on...give it a go.........

Wednesday 15 February 2017

Writing Tip - "Good Writing"


So, we have gone through character and "show not tell", We'll now look at what makes a good story :-

What Should Good Writing Do :-

Writing should :-

Entertain
Take the reader on a journey
Move the reader
Make the reader think
Not be over wordy
Relevant - Both to the story and the "truth" of the character
Believable
Flow
Make you want to read on
Show not tell.
Entertain !

Grammar/Punctuation

I like cooking my family and pets

Of course commas are important, but, when you start to write don't worry about this. Just let your writing flow, you can correct mistakes later.

It's always helpful to have a friend check your early drafts, sometimes you can't see the wood for the trees.

If that's not possible then there are some great sites that will provide a basic check for you.

I use :- www.grammarly.com  It's totally free and will check major faults.


As usual, if you'd like me to check your work, I will, free of charge as long as you subscribe to this Blog.

Next time, we will look at story types.

Get writing !

Its the day after the horror that was Valentines Day, so obviously today is international :-

Singles Awareness Day




Singles Awareness Day is for those who are unattached, and without a significant other. It is celebrated the day after Valentine's Day.

Valentine's Day, celebrates love and romance for those  currently in a relationship. However, if you  are in between relationships, and without a significant other, you may feel left out. Valentine's Day can be a depressing day. So, the day after Valentine's Day is your day.

Singles Awareness Day traditions include:
  • Singles get together. It's a chance to meet.
  • Singles give each other gifts
  • Spend a little time in online dating sites
  • You can celebrate and enjoy the fact that you are unattached.
Positives of today -

Chocolate will be half price !!!
You can spend all day in your pants, or someone elses !
You can sleep around.....by that I mean around the bed.....obviously
One night stand !? forget it, you can have two, either side of the bed !
You can fart to your hearts content...
The TV remote is yours !!!!




So enjoy this day...........and think of the money you've saved !







Sunday 12 February 2017

It's........

World Radio Day





On this day take the time to honour the role of radio in the world of communication and its contribution in our daily lives.
This day was created by the United Nations (UN) in 2011 as a way to celebrate the start of UN radio in 1946. It also aims to raise awareness about the role that radios play in society.

How to Celebrate?

  • Learn more about the history and science of radios.
  • Learn how to build your own radio – you never know when you may need to make one.
  • Give your time and money to organizations working on bringing radio communications to many isolated parts of the world.

Did You Know…

On this day in 1938, a performance of War of the Worlds by Orsen Wells was aired over the radio.

Early developments in radio were called ‘wireless telegraphy’, which is why the radio used to be called the wireless.
The word ‘broadcasting’, referring to radio transmissions, was originally an agricultural term for the wide scattering of seeds.
The existence of radio waves and the feasibility of radio transmission was predicted by James Clark Maxwell in the 1860s.
Marconi made the first successful transatlantic transmissions of radio waves in 1901 and 1902.
In 1903, Marconi enabled US President Roosevelt to send a radio message to Edward VII.
Before Marconi, others including Nikola Tesla, Oliver Lodge and Heinrich Hertz had good claims to have invented radio transmission.
In 1922, the UK government introduced a radio licence costing 10 shillings (50p).
Officially, from 1922-1971 you could not listen to the radio in the UK without having a licence.
Marconi won a Nobel Prize for “contributions to the development of wireless telegraphy” in 1909.
Marconi was the great-grandson of John Jameson, founder of Jameson Irish Whiskey.

I've based my whole radio career on this !!.............