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Sunday 30 April 2017

Well Happy Sunday and today is the final day of the 30 poems in 30 days !!

This was a challenge set as part of National poetry writing month in April. 30 poems in 30 days. Have a look. http://www.napowrimo.net/about/ for more information.



So here is the final poem, and it's from me to all of you who have kindly submitted your work
this month !


So now it'd done
30 poems in 30 days
So many poets
I need to praise

There's Marjorie
with stories old and new
Susan's work is
nearly blue !

Arnold with a 
little ditty
Janet with a scene
so pretty

Anne with 
heartfelt prose
Jaki and Lynda
with loves
deep throes

So thankyou all
for meeting the quest
to me you're all
better than blessed



Thank you all !!!
Neville


As from the 1st of May..... a new direction.....stay tuned !!

Saturday 29 April 2017

Happy Saturday All.......well its nearly done !!
29 of 30 days in 30 days.

Today its me........In today's poems I've woven some of my old "stand up" jokes
into the piece..... enjoy !

                                      I went to the dentist

He looked in my mouth
He told me the news
My teeth had gone south
He gave me the choice
Choose gold or some nickel
I made up my mind
To have cheese and pickle

When I was a boy
Of spooks was afraid
They’d plague my night
My dreams they’d invade
My mum to my room
Allaying my fears
Leave me alone
You’ve been dead 19 years

My granddad demised
Passed away in his sleep
A gentle way
For the reaper to reap
He did not cry 
For his life he’d not bid
Unlike the way his passengers did

I got in a fight
What a terrible fuss
A big skinhead
As I got off the bus
He growled and he cursed
And furrowed his brow
Agoraphobic he was
He said inside right now!

Humpty Dumpty
Sat On a wall
Humpty Dumpty
Had a great fall
The build of the wall
Was quite Defect
He made 10 grand
With claims direct

 If you don’t like this rhyme
Find the jokes such a crime

So stick with your Keats 

neville 2017




So, who are the richest comedians in the UK :-

Ricky Gervais

£55m


Peter Kay

£45m


Michael McIntyre

£21m


Jimmy Carr

£12m


John Bishop

£6.3m


Jack Dee

£5.2m


Miranda Hart

£5m


Kevin Bridges

£4.2m


Russell Howard

£4m


Jack Whitehall

£1.3m


Poetry Challenge

NaPoWriMo, or National Poetry Writing Month, is an annual project in which participating poets attempt to write a poem a day for the month of April.
NaPoWriMo
This blog is linked to the site and is quoted on it, therefore any work submitted here will receive a much larger audience !!

So go on.....have a go !!.

Submit via the contact button or email me at :-
neville.raper@gmail.com












Friday 28 April 2017

Friday ! and day 28 !
Today's poet is the Sensational Susan McCartney !

Her poem today, is about her guardian angel !


A MESSAGE TO MY SLAPDASH GUARDIAN ANGEL
I NEED SOME HELP HERE
DO ME A FAVOUR
GET A GRIP
PLEASE!

I don’t expect help automatic
But things have been a bit traumatic
Wake up and smell the rose
See what’s before your nose
You, you’re an Angel Third Class!
Don’t delay, get off your ass
So you only went for a smoke
But really this is no joke
Feet on a cloud, snoozing
Cig in hand and boozing!
I’m afraid here
And want some aid here
It’s a game of give and take
But Angel give us a break
Need your help and cannot wait
And you, you’re on a hot date
With a very, very shady
Sexy, smoking demon lady
Angel stop your snogging
Need you to use your noggin

As Angels go you’re a disgrace
With black eyes and dirty face
Tattered wings and runny nose
Rusty sword and laddered hose
Playing poker with Old Nick?
Need some help here double quick?
Things down here aren’t too clever
Angel! You’re going to help – ever?
I know I could be braver
But please Angel be my saviour!

Oh Angel you are sublime
You rescued me in nick of time
Yes Angel you are a cutie
You did your celestial duty
Thank you my slapdash friend
You saved my ass in the end

Susan



Angels

The angel is a heavenly being, superior to humans, who serves as an attendant and messenger of God, or a guardian for someone on Earth. Angels typically have wings, are delicately beautiful and either glow or are surrounded by halos. Angelology is the study of angels. In 1978, over half the people in the U.S. who were asked, said they believed in angels. Angels are drawn on greeting cards, painted on ceilings and mentioned in one of every top ten songs. Angelfood cake, the California Angels baseball team, and the city of Los Angeles (Spanish for “city of angels” ) all show our fondness for and fascination with angels. Whether you are an “angelologist” or not, you'll want to know all about angels.
angel/cherub

Angel Profile

  • Appearance: Bright, glowing, ethereal, winged
  • Characteristics: Intellect and powers superior to humans
  • Habitat: Heaven
  • Specialties: Messengers, guardians

Who's Who of Angels

Archangel Gabriel, is described as having 140 pairs of wings! 
Archangel Michael is considered the “greatest” of angels, a hero who defeated Satan. Michael takes souls to the “other world.”
Archangel Raphael is the angel of healing who is the friendliest and merriest of all the angels.
angel
Archangel Uriel is the angel of repentance and the angel who warned Noah of the flood. Uriel is also the angel of the month of September.
Lucifer is Satan, once the mightiest Seraphim, now the fallen angel, the Devil.

Angels in Order

There are nine orders, or groups, of angels that surround God. These nine are further divided into groups of three, or triads. The angels in the first triad communicate directly with God, then pass their knowledge on to the second triad, who pass it on to the third triad, who pass it on to human beings. Here is the order of angels, from highest to lowest.

First Triad

SeraphimCherubimThrones
Angels closest to God who appear to humans with 6 wings and 4 heads. They are angels of love.God's charioteers who have 4 wings and 4 heads. They are angels of knowledge.Huge, they are known as “many-eyed ones.” They make up God's chariot.

Second Triad

DominionsVirtuesPowers
Angels who oversee other angels to make sure they do their duties.Known as “the shining ones,” they are miracle makers.The “border guards” between the first and second level of heaven. They are also the guardians of human souls.

Third Triad

PrincipalitiesArchangelsAngels
Angels in charge of Earth's nations and cities.The go-betweens or messengers from God to humans who also fight the Devil.The “watchers” who never sleep. Among these are the guardian angels who are assigned to every human at birth.

Angel Lore

Hell's angels are fallen angels, now the devils and demons of the underworld. One named Zephon planned to set fire to heaven but was cast out before succeeding.
Some believe fairies to be fallen angels who weren't bad enough for Hell.
Angel wings, as painted by the great artists, were modeled after large and beautiful birds such as eagles and swans.
Angel music is thought to be the vibration of the universe, the song of creation and life. Angels make music with their voices and by beating their wings.
Angel dress is almost always a long, flowing robe of blue or white with gold belts and gold jewelry.
cherub
Angels speak all languages, and always know which ones humans will understand.
Angel fever peaked in the 13th century, when angels were thought to move the stars and govern the planets, seasons, months, days, and hours.

Poetry Challenge

NaPoWriMo, or National Poetry Writing Month, is an annual project in which participating poets attempt to write a poem a day for the month of April.
NaPoWriMo
This blog is linked to the site and is quoted on it, therefore any work submitted here will receive a much larger audience !!

So go on.....have a go !!.



Thursday 27 April 2017

Thursday and day 27 ! 30 poems in 30 days !! Nearly there,,,

Today it's Amazing Anne Rhodes.
Here's a beautiful poem about "Grace"

POEM ….GRACE      © Anne Rhodes

Grace, when I first knew her, was tall and thin,
Sad to say that she wasn’t really kin.
She worked hard always with an inward grace
Of sore heartache she never showed a trace.

Placid and obedient to her mother,
Nonetheless she always loved another.
She loved my uncle who worked on the farm
Another gentle soul who caused no harm.

Poor Grace had promised to obey her Ma,
Who’d just been a skivvy to Grace’s Pa.
“Never marry anyone while I live”
Was the promise Grace had to give.

One of the quietest I ever knew
Most women chatter but there’s very few
who can sit silently just listening
To all the news that the family bring.

They’d got so used to their undeclared love
That even when Ma died and “went above”
They stayed single but true to each other
Neither of them ever loved another.

She was my Aunty just as if they’d wed,
‘Twas almost as if their vows had been said.
They farmed together, cared for sheep and cows,
Lambs and kittens viewed you with raised eyebrows.

Grace by name and nature right to the end
she would do anything not to offend.
She loved and cared for Uncle through all ills
And kept the farm going up on the hills.

Her bones got lumpy but she carried on
We still visited after Bill had gone
She was still my Aunty , she loved us all
Her day was made when on her we did call.

Grace by name and nature, all folk agreed
The Crem was packed and stories told indeed
Memories of the farm and her work out there
Of all her kindness and her loving care.


Facts about Spinsters

The first American woman to win the Nobel Prize was a lifelong single woman. The year was 1931 and the celebrated spinster was Jane Addams.

Coco Chanel was also a lifelong single woman.

“In one particularly telling 1962 poll, the majority of married women claimed that they were happy, but only 10 percent wanted their daughters to follow suit.

During the Salem Witch Trials of 1692, of the nearly two-hundred people accused of witchcraft…the majority were adult women at the fringes of society, whether poor single mothers or widows whose wealth inspired jealousy.”

“Of the tens of thousands executed for witchcraft in central Europe from 1450 to 1750, three quarters were widows over fifty who lived alone. Which is to say that her crime was the audacity of existing without a husband.”

The word “date” appeared in a mainstream publication (with quotation marks) for the first time in 1914.

Maybe the Victorian era wasn’t what we think and what women really wanted was freedom from having so many children: ” the so-called ‘passionlessness’ we attribute to Victorian women was their ingenious means of shutting down their own libidos, and those of their husbands, in order to abstain from sex at a time when birth control was unreliable and/or simply physically uncomfortable…”

About women in the workforce in the late 1800s: “Key to women’s ascent was the typewriter. Invented in 1867…In 1870, only 4 percent of stenographers and typists were women…by 1900, they were at almost 80 percent.”

Thanks Anne, 

Wednesday 26 April 2017

Wednesday here at the coast, today is day 26 of 30 poems in 30 days!

Our guest today is the Awsome Arnold Senior, a pretty short poem about the changing face of London :



Mary Poppins and The Banks
would find it hard
to feel at home
in the shadow of the Shard
instead of St. Paul's Dome.


Facts about Mary Poppins

Walt Disney first began pursuing the rights to the book in 1938, but was rejected by the book's author, P.L. Travers.



Over the years, Walt Disney continued to make offers for the book's rights. In 1959, he and Travers finally met in person in London. She agreed to option the book to him.


Before Julie Andrews and Dick Van Dyke landed the parts, Walt was deadset on casting Angela Landsbury and Carey Grant


Julie Andrews almost turned down the role.

She had her heart set on the lead role in the film adaptation of My Fair Lady, and thought she would get it because she had already performed the role on Broadway. However, once the role was given to Audrey Hepburn Andrews said yes.

P.L. Travers hated the film.

After fighting for so long about giving up the film rights, she totally regretted giving them up. 

 The song "A Spoonful Of Sugar" was inspired by the polio vaccine. 

Walt Disney ordered his people to create a song to help woo Julie Andrews into accepting the part. One of the songwriters' children came to tell him about the polio shot they had just received. They said that it was so easy to take because the doctor put the medicine on a sugar cube and let the children take it with a spoon.

They were sued over "Supercalifragilisticexpialidocious". 


Disney songwriters The Sherman Brothers claimed they wrote the song, but they were called out by songwriters Barney Young and Gloria Parker who said they wrote a similar song years before. They were unsuccessful in court however due to lack of evidence. 

Dick Van Dyke never had any dance training before being cast in the film.

In fact most of his moves are completely spontaneous!

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Tuesday 25 April 2017

HAPPY TUESDAY ALL
I,m writing this right now at the sea side !

Today's guest is Joyous Janet Gardham.


Capture the Moment by Janet Gardham.

I sit and reflect on the view far and wide
Thankful to be graced with such countryside
Nature settles as light fades away
Sun going down after a warm summer’s day.
It sparkles and glows like a cool Rose wine
Trees reach tall and talk to the sky.
Birds warble sweet songs to each other
Chicks scoot around, looking for mother.
Pastures green, a carpet of grass
Corn glows gold, like a treasure trove mass.
A regal swan moves slowly by
Neck so long head held high
Feathers white like fresh fallen snow
She catches fish as they swim too and fro
How do I grasp hold of this picture in time
To never let go and keep it in mind.


Great piece......

so this is number 25 of the 30 poems in 30 days challenge!! 5 left





Monday 24 April 2017

Happy Monday !!
Day 24 of 30 poems in 30 days...

Today's guest is Sultry Susan McCartney, a poem about controlling relationships.


WAR ZONE?

You want me to change
My life, looks, to re-arrange
Please don’t try that again
Or I’ll say goodbye again
Enough is now enough
Just pack your stuff

I am what I am
And don’t give a damn
You cannot make me
Or try to fake me
Into your ideal
For I am real
Not a doll you can mould
Into your other love of old
Can you meet me?
Halfway, to form a treaty
No!  Then enough is enough
Please just pack your stuff

So I am flawed
You one you once adored
Let’s be honest
You are no Adonis
I want you to know now
That I want you to go now
Remember when we went on dates
Now our dates are with flying plates
Enough is now enough
Just pack your stuff

Now believe me
You may leave me
I don’t give a flying fart
No more you’ll bruise my heart
Just get on your bike
Hit the road, take a hike
As an afterthought
Take a long walk
On a plank that’s short
I’ve had enough of being bossed
Pack your things and just get lost





Facts about controlling dangerous relationships 

He pushes for quick involvement. He comes on strong, claiming, "I've never felt loved like this before by anyone." You get pressured for an exclusive commitment almost immediately.
There's constant jealousyYour partner is excessively possessive, calls constantly, or visits unexpectedly.
He's controlling. He interrogates you intensely about who you talked to and where you were, checks mileage on the car, keeps all the money or asks for receipts, and insists you ask for permission to go anywhere or do anything.
He has very unrealistic expectations. He expects perfection from you and  for you to meet their every need.
There's isolation. He tries to cut you off from family and friends, deprives you of a phone or car, or tries to prevent you from holding a job.
He blames others for his own mistakes. The boss, family, you — it's always someone else's fault if anything goes wrong.
He makes everyone else responsible for their feelings. The abuser says, "You make me angry" instead of "I'm angry." "I wouldn't get so pissed off if you wouldn't...
He's hypersensitive. He's easily insulted and will often rant and rave about injustices that are just part of life.
9He's cruel to animals and children.  He kills or punishes animals brutally. He also may expect children to do things beyond their ability or tease them until they cry.
His uses "playful" force during sexHe enjoys throwing you down or holding you down against your will; he finds the idea of rape exciting. He intimidates, manipulates or forces you to engage in unwanted sex acts.
There's verbal abuse. He constantly criticizes you or says cruel things. He degrades, curses and calls you ugly names. He will use vulnerable points about your past or current life against you.
There are rigid gender roles in the relationship. He expects you to serve, obey and remain at home.
He has sudden mood swings. He switches from loving to angry in a matter of minutes.
He has a past of battering. He admits to hitting women in the past, but states that they or the situation brought it on.
He threatens violence. He makes statements such as, "I'll break your neck," but then dismisses it with "I really didn't mean it."

NB
Although I've aimed this for women, it can equally apply to men too.

If you are experiencing any of the above or abuse, physically or
verbally and need help then contact the below :-

24-hour National Domestic Violence
Freephone Helpline
0808 2000 247

Poetry Challenge

NaPoWriMo, or National Poetry Writing Month, is an annual project in which participating poets attempt to write a poem a day for the month of April.
NaPoWriMo
This blog is linked to the site and is quoted on it, therefore any work submitted here will receive a much larger audience !!

So go on.....have a go !!.

Submit via the contact button or email me at :-

neville.raper@gmail.com