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The Bakers - Marjorie Lacy
Baker
That's Amaaaaazing
Word of the Day
Random Joke
Finish with a Song
The Bakers - Marjorie Lacy
Baker
That's Amaaaaazing
Word of the Day
Random Joke
Finish with a Song
The Bakers, end of January.
You go in to buy bread,
standing there in the queue
you glance at the cakes,
buns and sausage rolls.
You resolved to lose
weight in the New Year,
but Oh! The temptations of
cream buns that look so good.
Temptation, but what harm
could one do? But NO!
I will stay firm - I will turn
away. Oh!! Sausage rolls.
Or, maybe a small Quiche?
That would have fewer calories.
Or maybe not, flapjack could
have less? Oh! It’s my turn.
“Um! Can I have a cream
bun please, Oh! and yes,
a sausage roll in a bag.
and a chocolate eclair, please.
What did I come in for?
Oh! Yes, it was bread!”
THAT'S AMAAAAAAAAAAZING
The largest baking lesson involves 496 participants, and was achieved by Novotel (France) in Paris, France, on 9 December 2017.
Word of the day: CUMLIN (Scots) - a pet cat who spontaneously starts living with new owners
My wife said she's leaving me because I keep making silly puns about her dark yellow oven glove. However, I wasn't expecting to wake up this morning and find her gone, I mustard mitt.
Finish with a Song
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