Happy Saturday all....

Had some requests for some more poetry, a few of you have asked if I can incorporate some of my stand up material, so here you are.

Hope enjoy, feedback would be appreciated.

I went to the Dentist

He looked in my mouth

He told me the news

My teeth had gone south

He gave me the choice

Choose gold or some nickel

I made up my mind

To have cheese and pickle

When I was a boy

Of spooks was afraid

They’d plague my night

My dreams they’d invade

My mum to my room

Allaying my fears

Leave me alone

You've been dead 19 years

My granddad demised

Passed away in his sleep

A gentle way

For the reaper to reap

He did not cry 

For his life he’d not bid

Unlike the way his passengers did

I got in a fight

What a terrible fuss

A big skinhead

As I got off the bus

He growled and he cursed

And furrowed his brow

Agoraphobic he was

He said inside right now!

Humpty Dumpty

Sat On a wall

Humpty Dumpty

Had a great fall

The build of the wall

Was quite Defect

He made 10 grand

With claims direct 

If you don’t like this rhyme

Find the jokes such a crime

I’m deaf to your bleats

So stick with your Keats

Copyright Neville Raper Jan 2017