TWITTER

I've decided to make friends in real life, like I have on twitter.

I now walk down the street and interrupt peoples conversations with irrelevant comments.

I'm shouting rude comments from under bridges.

If I like people I run up and poke them in the heart.

I repeat other peoples conversations to other people even when I'm pretty sure that they've already heard them.

I follow random people in a big conga line with other strangers, we look like a Benny Hill tribute band.

Ironically, if people follow me, I say thanks, then follow them back !

I use the term # whenever I make any kind of statement.

So far, it's going really well....