Happy Saturday All.......well its nearly done !!
29 of 30 days in 30 days.

Today its me........In today's poems I've woven some of my old "stand up" jokes
into the piece..... enjoy !

                                      I went to the dentist

He looked in my mouth

He told me the news

My teeth had gone south

He gave me the choice

Choose gold or some nickel

I made up my mind

To have cheese and pickle

When I was a boy

Of spooks was afraid

They’d plague my night

My dreams they’d invade

My mum to my room

Allaying my fears

Leave me alone

You’ve been dead 19 years

My granddad demised

Passed away in his sleep

A gentle way

For the reaper to reap

He did not cry 

For his life he’d not bid

Unlike the way his passengers did

I got in a fight

What a terrible fuss

A big skinhead

As I got off the bus

He growled and he cursed

And furrowed his brow

Agoraphobic he was

He said inside right now!

Humpty Dumpty

Sat On a wall

Humpty Dumpty

Had a great fall

The build of the wall

Was quite Defect

He made 10 grand

With claims direct

 If you don’t like this rhyme

Find the jokes such a crime

I’m deaf to your bleats

So stick with your Keats 

neville 2017

So, who are the richest comedians in the UK :-

Ricky Gervais

£55m

Peter Kay

£45m

Michael McIntyre

£21m

Jimmy Carr

£12m

John Bishop

£6.3m

Jack Dee

£5.2m

Miranda Hart

£5m

Kevin Bridges

£4.2m

Russell Howard

£4m

Jack Whitehall

£1.3m

Poetry Challenge

NaPoWriMo, or National Poetry Writing Month, is an annual project in which participating poets attempt to write a poem a day for the month of April.

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