Oh Canada

In Today's Issue

Oh Canada
What has Canada ever done for us ?
Funny Phobias
Random Joke of the Day
That's Amaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaazing
The Thought's of Chairman Anyhow
Finish with a Song

Oh Canada

Recently I've been looking at my 'stats' and have realised that a large part of my 'audience' is my Canadian pals !.... So I thought it's about time I said thank you.

C Chilly
A Ancestral Trees
N Neat as a Pin
A August
D Democratic
A Amazing

What's Canada Ever Done For Us ?

Things that Canada have given the world :-

The Light Bulb 
The Wonderbra ( Thank You Canada !! )
The Zipper ( Was that before or after the Wonderbra ? )
The Electron Microscope (To find what's beyond my zipper? )
The Blackberry 
Instant Replay
Instant Replay
Instant Mash Potato ( mmmmmmmmmmm powdery )

Famous Canadians....

Captain James T Kirk
Ace Ventura
Marty McFly
Dead Pool
Austin Powers
Pamela Anderson ( sponsored by wonderbra )

So to Canada I say THANK YOU !

Funny Phobias

Vexiphobia is the fear of............................ Flags !

 I can't believe how stupid criminals are these days. I've just been contacted by my credit card company saying my card has been cloned. Now there's some idiot out there who's as broke as I am.

Fredric Baur invented the Pringles can. When he passed away in 2008, his ashes were buried in one.

The Thoughts of Chairman Anyhow

RIP Hugh Hefner, Thank you for proving that all our mums were wrong...

Finish with a Song

Here is one of Canada's finest exports, this is Bryan Adams with The Summer of 69 released in 1984