NaPoWriMo Day 11 - Trevor the Drunk
Trevor the Drunk
Pubs
That's Amaaaaaaaaaaaaaaazing
Funny Fobia
Random Joke
Finish with a Song
Pubs
That's Amaaaaaaaaaaaaaaazing
Funny Fobia
Random Joke
Finish with a Song
NaPoWriMo, or National Poetry Writing Month, is an annual project in which participating
poets attempt to write a poem a day for the month of April.
Maureen Thorson, a poet and publisher of Big Game Books announced the project March 17, 2003 as an
Maureen Thorson, a poet and publisher of Big Game Books announced the project March 17, 2003 as an
online project on her blog. She invited other poets with blogs to join her in the project and listed
the participating poets. Thorson has continued to run the project each year on her blog with more
poets participating as the word has spread about the project.
If you want more information the please visit the site :-
http://www.napowrimo.net
If you want more information the please visit the site :-
http://www.napowrimo.net
My mate Trevor
Likes to drink beer
So much in fact
It makes him look queer
His belly’s like
a pink space hopper
His willy is
The barrel stopper
His hair is white
A frothy head
There’s more yeast in him
Than inside your bread
His blood runs yellow
A lager stream
A Guinness pulse
Brewery dream
But, his kidneys aren't clever
His liver is sick
His insides are pickled
His blood is too thick
So Trevor must stop
Or cut down his booze
Or he’ll soon kark it
And a friend I will lose
Ever wondered who has the most pubs ?
Here is the top 10 places with the most bars per 10,000 population.
10 - Amsterdam = 63
9 - Montreal = 68
8 - Edinburgh = 91
7 - Buenos Aries = 126
6 - Sao Poulo = 133
5 - Brussels = 148
4 - Madrid = 185
3 - Seoul = 186
2 - Rio De Janeiro = 191
1 - Tokyo = 216
The world's booziest nations
- Belarus - 17.5 litres of pure alcohol per capita
- Moldova - 16.8
- Lithuania - 15.4
- Russia - 15.1
- Romania - 14.4
- Ukraine - 13.9
- Andorra - 13.8
- Hungary - 13.3
- Czech Republic - 13
- Slovakia - 13
Methyphobia Fear of Alcohol
symbelwlonc, splifficated, pot-shotten - Old English words for being drunk !
What's blue and not very heavy? Light blue.
Finish with a Song
This is the Beautiful South with Old Red Eyes is Back
This is the Beautiful South with Old Red Eyes is Back
No comments:
Post a Comment