In Today's Birthday Issue
Thank You
Birthday Facts
Word to your Mother
That's Amaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaazing
Random Joke
Happy Birthday
Well this Blog has been going for just over 3 years now so thought it's about time I said thank you, to you, the reader. The readership has gone up from a modest 100 a day to nearly 1k.
So far over 200,000 have clicked on this little blog and read my ramblings. Hopefully, I've entertained you, made you think, made you smile.
I have plans this year to improve this site and offer rewards for readers. If you have any ideas how I could improve, wish to contribute or comment please click on the link on the left or e-mail me at :-
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Love you all !
Birthday Facts...
Word to your Mother
That's Amaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaazing
Random Joke
Happy Birthday
Well this Blog has been going for just over 3 years now so thought it's about time I said thank you, to you, the reader. The readership has gone up from a modest 100 a day to nearly 1k.
So far over 200,000 have clicked on this little blog and read my ramblings. Hopefully, I've entertained you, made you think, made you smile.
I have plans this year to improve this site and offer rewards for readers. If you have any ideas how I could improve, wish to contribute or comment please click on the link on the left or e-mail me at :-
Creativewriter2018@outlook.com
Love you all !
Thank you for reading
You are oh so clever
For my mission to you
My only endeavour
Is to make you smile
And also think
Even though
My rhymes might stink
But you know better
Coz you’re so bright
To read my page
Both day and night
My friend, my pal
My chum, my mate
I love you all
And think you’re great
So thanks again
You beautiful folk
Let's enjoy a laugh
And share a joke
August is the most popular birthday month, accounting for about 9% of all the birthdays in the world!
In 1989, the world's largest birthday cake was created to celebrate the 100th birthday of Fort Payne, Alabama.
The cake weighed 128,238 pounds, 8 oz. and used 16,209 pounds of icing!
Marilyn Monroe's, “Happy Birthday, Mr President,” tribute is the most famous, birthday song rendition ever!
The world's most expensive birth certificate belongs to Paul McCartney, which was auctioned in March 1997 for $84,146 USD!
The Sultan of Brunei hosted the world's most expensive birthday party to celebrate his 50th year. The cost? A whopping $27.2 million! Three concerts featuring Michael Jackson cost $16 million of the total amounts.
Anne Frank's world famous diary was given to her as a present for her 13th birthday.
William Shakespeare died on his 52nd birthday: April 23, 1616.
...Since Your Last Birthday...
31,536,000 seconds have passed.
your hair has likely grown to 12 cm, and your nails about 4 cm.
your heart has beaten 42,075,900 times.
you have taken approximately 15,768,000 breaths.
you will have had about 1,460 dreams.
the world's population has grown by 76,570,430.
your heart has pumped 2,688,000 litres of blood throughout your body!
there have been more than 50,000 earthquakes throughout the world.
the Earth has completed an entire journey around the sun, travelling about 584,337,600 miles.
Miscellaneous, Birthday Figures
If you counted 24 hours a day, you would be over 31,000 years old when you reach one trillion!
In the time it takes you to read this, another five babies will have been born.
“Christmas Day” is the most celebrated date of birth in the world!
“Golden Birthday” is when your age and date of birth are the same.
“Birthday Paradox” is the likelihood that out of 23 people, there is a 50/50 chance that two of them will have the same birthday. This probability goes up to 99% for a group of 57 people!
15 million is the average number of people celebrating a birthday today (and every day around the world)!
Word of the day: SNERDLE - to wrap up cozily in bed
That's Amaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaazing
Birthday World Records
The longest birthday is 48 hours, and was achieved by Paul Morgan (USA) in Lihue, Hawaii, USA on 3 February 2018. Paul's record-breaking attempt took place in Apia, Samoa; Auckland, New Zealand; Los Angeles, California, USA and Lihue, Hawaii, USA. Paul made his record-breaking attempt to celebrate his 28th birthday.
The longest birthday is 48 hours, and was achieved by Paul Morgan (USA) in Lihue, Hawaii, USA on 3 February 2018. Paul's record-breaking attempt took place in Apia, Samoa; Auckland, New Zealand; Los Angeles, California, USA and Lihue, Hawaii, USA. Paul made his record-breaking attempt to celebrate his 28th birthday.
Random Joke of the Day
I've been invited to my first Constipation Anonymous Meeting next Monday. Unfortunately, there is no way I can go
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