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Saturday 6 February 2021

Zeitgeist

 In Today's Populist Issue


Zeitgeist
Not Quite "Geist"
Popular
Random Joke of the Day
Word (To your Mother)
Author's Page




The Zeitgeist is a concept from 18th to 19th-century German philosophy, translated as "spirit of the age" or "spirit of the times". It refers to the concept of an invisible agent or force dominating the characteristics of a given epoch in world history.



Beans means Heinz
Hey rock and roll
Never trust a hippy
Go buddy go

Go to work on an egg
Put Tiger in your tank
Snap crackle pop
Its Blankety blank

I’m lovin it
Finger licking good
Shoop doggy dog
Boys in da Hood

Every little helps
Its Asda price
The better way to shop and save
Its naughty but nice

Yabba Dabba doo
Suffering sucatash
Supermarket sweep
Jumping Jack Flash

Dribble, piffle, plop
Yackety yak
Something something something
Errm quack quack quack


Popular


Michael Jackson "Thriller" is the best-selling album of all time, with sales over 110 million copies worldwide.

Tetris had 100 million paid downloads, making it the best-selling mobile game of all time

Rubik's Cube remains the top-selling single toy of all time with 350 million sold

McDonald's The largest fast food chain 35000 outlets throughout the world

"Avatar" £2,787,965,087 billion Is the highest-grossing film of all time

Snickers best-selling candy bars in the world £3.6 billion

Finding Nemo Best selling DVD of all time 40 million copies

Snow Beer (China) is biggest selling beer in the world

Football is the most popular sport with 3.5 Billion fans


RANDOM JOKE OF THE DAY

Welcome to kleptomaniac club. I see you already took a brochure.


Word of the day: SKĂ„MSKUDDE (Swedish) -
literally "embarrassment pillow", the feeling you get when seeing something so embarrassing that one gets the urge to hide one's face in a pillow or couch cushion.

Want to see what other guff I write pop over to my Authors page on Amazon. Just paste the below link in your browser.


https://www.amazon.co.uk/Neville-Raper/e/B0759Z1D25%3Fref=dbs_a_mng_rwt_scns_share

Thursday 21 January 2021

Hymn for Him

 In Today's Issue



Hymn for Him
Hymn
Top 10
That's Amaaaaaaazing
Random Joke
Bargain Book




Hymn for Him

  
Give us this day
Our daily bread
Give us this day
And a bed for our head

Give us the night
And a warm cozy place
Give us the night
Our own safety space

Give us all our past
A place we can visit
But not linger there
It’s not life’s prerequisite

Give our present
This moment in time
Give us our present
Our reason and rhyme

Give us the future
Of hope, health and peace
Give us a future
From our burdens release




Hymnhymn Song of praise or gratitude to a god or hero. The oldest forms are found in ancient Egyptian and Greek writings and in the Old Testament psalms of rejoicing. In strict Christian church usage, hymns are religious songs sung by the choir and congregation in a church, distinct from a psalm or a canticle.

Top 10 Most Popular Hymns at Funerals

10. Ave Maria
9. I Watch the Sunrise
8. Morning Has Broken
7. Old Rugged Cross
6. Jerusalem
5. Amazing Grace
4. How Great Thou Art
3. All Things Bright and Beautiful
2. Abide With Me
1. The Lord Is My Shepherd

That's Amaaaaaaaaaaazing

There are more than 950,000 Christian hymns in existence. 

The music and parts of the text of a hymn in the Oxyrhynchus Papyri from the 2nd century are the earliest known hymnody. 

The earliest exactly datable hymn is the Heyr Himna Smi¢ur (Hear, the Maker of Heaven) from 1208 by the Icelandic bard and chieftain Kolbeinn Tumason.


Random Joke of the Day
“Hello and welcome to Lion Taming class. Everybody grab a chair”.


Bargain Book
Did you get a kindle or e-book reader for Xmas? Then as a New Years gift from me you can now buy
my recent release, "Tales of the Unexpected" for the amazing low price of £1.99 (cheaper than a cup
of coffee) 



CHECK OUT THE 5 STAR REVIEWS -
B Silver
5.0 out of 5 starsGreat diverse short stories
28 October 2019
Format: PaperbackVerified Purchase
Love this writer I bought his previous books and in my opinion this is the best so far. The stories are much more diverse than the others. For a book of short stories there are a lot there, great to pop in and read as and when you want to. Read mine on the train, I laughed out loud at one point making my fellow passengers jump out of their seats. Recommended read....
YOU CAN FIND IT ON AMAZON NOW !





Thursday 14 January 2021

YAD SDRAWKCAB

 Hey it's


YAD SDRAWKCAB



Take a break from the norm and do things the other way round.

How to Celebrate?

  • Do everything backwards or sdrawkcab. Wear your outfit backwards and if you can, talk and write backwards.
  • Go to bed in the morning and start working in the evening, have dinner in the morning and breakfast in the evening, and have dessert first during all your meals.
  • Talk to people with your back towards them. 
  • Say goodbye to people when you meet them, and hello when you depart.
  • Make an upside down cake.
  • Get younger.... like Benjamin Button

Did You Know…

…that penguins, Emu's and kangaroos cannot walk backwards?




Words you can spell backwards - Palindromes 

Level
A But Tuba
Don't nod.
I did, did I?
My gym
Red rum, sir, is murder
Step on no pets
Top spot
Was it a cat I saw?
Eva, can I see bees in a cave?
No lemon, no melon



Bargain Book
Did you get a kindle or e-book reader for Xmas? Then as a New Years gift from me you can now buy
my recent release, "Tales of the Unexpected" for the amazing low price of £1.99 (cheaper than a cup
of coffee) 



CHECK OUT THE 5 STAR REVIEWS -
B Silver
5.0 out of 5 starsGreat diverse short stories
28 October 2019
Format: PaperbackVerified Purchase
Love this writer I bought his previous books and in my opinion this is the best so far. The stories are much more diverse than the others. For a book of short stories there are a lot there, great to pop in and read as and when you want to. Read mine on the train, I laughed out loud at one point making my fellow passengers jump out of their seats. Recommended read....
YOU CAN FIND IT ON AMAZON NOW !