NaPoWriMo Day 23 - Forgive Me

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NaPoWriMo Day 23

Forgive Me

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Forgive Me

All my trespasses and those who
have trespassed against me
Forgive my unforgivable acts
I could always see

Sometimes my thoughts
are not quite my own
But him without sin
Well throw that hard stone

I have done awful things
and have punished myself
beyond anything metered out
jailed by mental health

I have ran, I have fled
I have fought, I have bled

But I never escape
The man in the mirror
My hopes and my dreams
Never get nearer

So I'll try and I hope 
And pray I will cope

So forgive my misdeeds
Lend me your prayer beads
And let me just live
and let live

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I think my job interview to be a Bug Sorter went well. I boxed all the right ticks............

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A couple of passengers on a Ryanair flight to Ibiza on Saturday reportedly had sex while they were in their seats. Nobody was more upset than the bloke in the middle.

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