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Thursday 11 February 2021

International Toothache Day

 (I wrote this at 2.30) In Today's Cavity...ity...ity...ity Issue





International Toothache Day
Dentist
Teeth
That's Amaaaaaazing
Random Joke
Enjoy this ?



Open wide.....This day celebrates the feast day of St Apollonia (d. 249). Apollonia is the patroness of dentists, and people suffering from toothache and other dental diseases often ask her intercession....Now rinse.



I went to the dentist
He looked in my mouth
He told me the news
My teeth had gone south
He gave me the choice
Choose gold or some nickel
I made up my mind
To have cheese and pickle

TEETH


The enamel on the top surface on your tooth is the hardest part of your entire body.

Teeth start to form even before you are born—milk teeth or baby teeth start to form when the baby is in the womb, but they come through when the child is between 6-12 months old.
Humans use four different types of teeth (incisors, canine, premolars, and molars) to cut, tear and grind their food.

Humans have only two sets of teeth in their entire lifetime—baby teeth and permanent teeth. Once you have your permanent teeth, make sure you take good care of them.

No two people have the same set of teeth—your teeth are as unique as your fingerprint, so be proud of your unique set of teeth.

Your mouth produces over 25,000 quarts of saliva in a lifetime—that’s enough to fill two swimming pools. Saliva has many uses, including assisting you with your digestion and protects your teeth from bacteria in your mouth.

An average person spends 38.5 days brushing their teeth over their lifetime.

Many diseases are linked to your oral health, including heart disease, osteoporosis, and diabetes.

One third of your tooth is underneath your gums—that means only two thirds of your tooth’s length is visible.

If you get your tooth knocked out, put it in milk and hold it in your mouth—this will help your tooth to survive longer. Make sure you see a dentist right away.


Chew on this: The average person has 32 teeth in his or her mouth, but Vijay Kumar V.A. is by no means average. Kumar, of Bangalore, India, holds the Guinness WorldRecord for most teeth in one mouth — 37 in all.

Random Joke of the Day

Self-important amnesiacs ... who do they think they are?

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