Singles Awareness Day
Singles Awareness Day is for those who are unattached, and without a significant other. It is celebrated the day after Valentine's Day.
Valentine's Day, celebrates love and romance for those currently in a relationship. However, if you are in between relationships, and without a significant other, you may feel left out. Valentine's Day can be a depressing day. So, the day after Valentine's Day is your day.
Singles Awareness Day traditions include:
- Singles get together. It's a chance to meet.
- Singles give each other gifts
- Spend a little time in online dating sites
- You can celebrate and enjoy the fact that you are unattached.
Positives of today -
Chocolate will be half price !!!
You can spend all day in your pants, or someone elses !
You can sleep around.....by that I mean around the bed.....obviously
One night stand !? forget it, you can have two, either side of the bed !
You can fart to your hearts content...
The TV remote is yours !!!!
So enjoy this day...........and think of the money you've saved !
Oh and just in case...That's Amaaaaaaazing
Most expensive dating service
If you’re looking for love this Valentine’s Day, this service may be a little out of budget…
Orly the Matchmaker of Beverly Hills, California, USA, has been running an upscale international introductions company for the last 25 years – the most expensive service of its kind in the world.
Run by a former model, Orly’s world-renowned, old-fashioned matchmaking skills are available for a steep membership fee that can cost up to $100,000 (£70,000).
Random Joke of the Day
A typo cost me my job in IT. I actually wanted the temp to ‘unzip my files’.
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