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Monday 25 February 2019

Hymn for Him

In Today's Issue



Hymn for Him
Hymn
Top 10
That's Amaaaaaaazing
Random Joke
Free Audio Story




Hymn for Him
  
Give us this day
Our daily bread
Give us this day
And a bed for our head
Give us the night
And a warm cozy place
Give us the night
Our own safety space
Give us all our past
A place we can visit
But not linger there
It’s not life’s prerequisite
Give our present
This moment in time
Give us our present
Our reason and rhyme
Give us the future
Of hope, health and peace
Give us a future
From our burdens release



Hymnhymn Song of praise or gratitude to a god or hero. The oldest forms are found in ancient Egyptian and Greek writings and in the Old Testament psalms of rejoicing. In strict Christian church usage, hymns are religious songs sung by the choir and congregation in a church, distinct from a psalm or a canticle.

Top 10 Most Popular Hymns at Funerals

10. Ave Maria
9. I Watch the Sunrise
8. Morning Has Broken
7. Old Rugged Cross
6. Jerusalem
5. Amazing Grace
4. How Great Thou Art
3. All Things Bright and Beautiful
2. Abide With Me
1. The Lord Is My Shepherd

That's Amaaaaaaaaaaazing

There are more than 950,000 Christian hymns in existence. The music and parts of the text of a hymn in the Oxyrhynchus Papyri from the 2nd century are the earliest known hymnody. The earliest exactly datable hymn is the Heyr Himna Smi¢ur (Hear, the Maker of Heaven) from 1208 by the Icelandic bard and chieftain Kolbeinn Tumason (1173-1208).

Just walked into the local and asked for some helicopter flavour crisps. “Sorry mate.” The barman said “We’ve only got plane!”


Free Audio Story


Here is a new story by myself that was only last week recorded for radio.
It's a short story all about knitting and revenge.

It's called Knit one, pearl one, drop two





Thursday 21 February 2019

All the small things.......

In Today's Tiny Issue


Small Things
How small are we
That's Amaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaazing
Random Joke
You Tube


I write about big things.
But, it’s time to talk of the small,
of little pleasures of smaller joys.

A lick from the dog
Clean sheet smell
Chinese chicken curry
Melodious church bell

Sun through the curtains
A really good sneeze
Elvis on the radio
Quite a strong cheese

My spex with no spots
A pair of odd socks
Bacon and eggs
Soft ticking of clocks

Smell of cut grass
I’m Captain Kirk
A free parking space
A weekend off work

A freezing cold pint
I nice new haircut
Batman and Robin
Nice clean smut

The laugh of a child
A fresh coffee pot
A blackbird’s singsong
A nose clear of snot



Our sun is one of at least 100 BILLION stars, just in the Milky Way. Scientists calculate that there are at least 100 billion galaxies in the observable universe, each one brimming with stars. There are more stars than grains of sand on all of Earth’s beaches combined. 

The Milky Way is a huge city of stars, so big that even at the speed of light (which is fast!), it would take 100,000 years to travel across it.

 Roughly 70% of the universe is made of dark energy. Dark matter makes up about 25%. The rest — everything on Earth, everything ever observed with all of our instruments, all normal matter adds up to less than 5% of the universe.
If the sun were as tall as a typical front door, Earth would be the size of a penny.

The sun accounts for almost all of the mass in our solar system. Leaving .2% for all the planets and everything else.

Edwin Hubble discovered that the Universe is expanding and that at one point in time (14 billion years ago) the universe was all collected in just one point of space.

 Four American spacecraft are headed out of our solar system to what scientists call interstellar space. Voyager 1 is the farthest out — more than 11 billion miles from our sun. It was the first manmade object to leave our solar system. Voyager 2, is speeding along at more than 39,000 mph, but will still take more than 296,000 years to pass Sirius, the brightest star in our night sky..


That's Amaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaazing

Smallest Hypothetical Object in the Universe: The smallest hypothetical objects in the universe is a thing which does not have any mass and dimensions. Its existence is also not proven yet. According to string theory, all universe is made up of tiny vibrating string-like structures which interact with each other and give rise to mass and energy.



Random Joke of the Day...

My Dad always told me “Don’t be quick to find faults.” 
Great Dad, terrible geologist.

YOU TUBE
If you pop over to You Tube you can find several radio plays that have been created from my short stories....
 
You  can use this link.....go have a look.....pweeeze.....
 
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kswRLrIeDU4&t=191s