Get me out of heeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeere

In Today's Issue

I'm a Celeb

Random Joke

Can I speak my Mind

Get Me Out of Here !

I’m a failure 
Get me out of here
cheery botox  
Presenters cheer

Eat the offal
Chew the bug
Geordie two
Smile so smug

Fail the tasks
Lose the game
rice and beans
raise your fame

Winge and moan
massive cheque
From grinning ‘richies’
Ant.. Holly and Dec

Celebs complain 
No gratitude
Most the world
without food

Who's won -

Series 1 - 2002 - Tony Blackburn

Series 2 - Phil Tufnell

Series 3 - Kerry Katonia

Series 4 - Joe Pasquale

Series 5 - Carol Thatcher

Series 6 - Matt Willis

Series 7 - Christopher Biggins

Series 8 - Joe Swash

Series 9 - Gino D'Acampo

Series 10 - Stacey Solomon

Series 11 - Dougie Poynter

Series 12 - Charlie Brooks

Series 13 - Kian Egan

Series 14 - Carl "Foggy" Fogarty

Series 15 - Vicky Pattison

Series 16 - Scarlett Moffatt

Series 17 - Georgia Toffolo

How many countries take part

UK ( we created the show )

Australia ( why ?? )

Denmark

France

Germany

Greece

Hungary

India

Sweden

Romania

Netherlands

USA

Random Joke

My dad told me never to go to a cheap, sleazy, raunchy strip club because ‘you’ll see something you shouldn’t’. I went anyway and indeed saw something I shouldn’t – my dad !!!

Can I Speak My Mind ?

New Release - 

Can I Speak My Mind is a collection of short stories and poetry written by, for and about people who have been affected by mental health issues.

Some of the pieces are heartbreaking, some are hopeful, some are even funny…but what they all are is honest.

All profits from the sale of this book will go to mental health charities.

By buying this anthology you have contributed to people who go that extra mile to help sufferers in the community. These groups volunteer selflessly. Your money will help them to continue providing much needed support.

So well done you, you are a hero.

Here is a link to the Amazon page - 

https://www.amazon.co.uk/Can-I-Speak-My-Mind/dp/1728787599/ref=sr_1_4?ie=UTF8&qid=1541082559&sr=8-4&keywords=can+I+speak+my+mind 

Can I Speak My Mind

Neville Raper is a Broadcaster, Poet, Author, Playwriter and a blogger. He is an occasional stand up, regular sit down.

His award winning books can be found on Amazon, Kobo, Barnes Noble and Kindle.