Singles Awareness Day

Its the day after the horror that was Valentines Day, so obviously today is international :-

Singles Awareness Day

Singles Awareness Day is for those who are unattached, and without a significant other. It is celebrated the day after Valentine's Day.

Valentine's Day, celebrates love and romance for those  currently in a relationship. However, if you  are in between relationships, and without a significant other, you may feel left out. Valentine's Day can be a depressing day. So, the day after Valentine's Day is your day.

Singles Awareness Day traditions include:

• Singles get together. It's a chance to meet.
• Singles give each other gifts
• Spend a little time in online dating sites
• You can celebrate and enjoy the fact that you are unattached.

Positives of today -

Chocolate will be half price !!!

You can spend all day in your pants, or someone elses !

You can sleep around.....by that I mean around the bed.....obviously

One night stand !? forget it, you can have two, either side of the bed !

You can fart to your hearts content...

The TV remote is yours !!!!

So enjoy this day...........and think of the money you've saved !

Oh and just in case...That's Amaaaaaaazing

Most expensive dating service

If you’re looking for love this Valentine’s Day, this service may be a little out of budget…

Orly the Matchmaker of Beverly Hills, California, USA, has been running an upscale international introductions company for the last 25 years – the most expensive service of its kind in the world.

Run by a former model, Orly’s world-renowned, old-fashioned matchmaking skills are available for a steep membership fee that can cost up to $100,000 (£70,000).

Random Joke of the Day

A typo cost me my job in IT. I actually wanted the temp to ‘unzip my files’.

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Happy Valentines Day

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Valentine's Day started with the Romans.

There are two theories about the origin of Valentine's Day. According to History.com, one is that the day derives from Lupercalia, a raucous Roman festival on February 15th where men stripped naked and spanked young maidens in the hopes of upping their fertility.

The second theory is that while the Roman Emperor Claudius II was trying to bolster his army, he forbade young men to marry, because apparently single men make better soldiers. In the spirit of love, St. Valentine defied the ban and performed secret marriages, History.com reports. For his disobedience, Valentine was executed on February 14th.

Passing out Valentines is a 600-year-old tradition.

Each year, kids in classrooms across America hand out Valentine's Day cards to their classmates. According to History.com, the oldest record of a valentine was a poem Charles Duke of Orleans wrote to his wife when he was imprisoned in the Tower of London in 1415.

Wearing your heart on your sleeve is more than just a phrase.

In the Middle Ages, young men and women drew names to see who their Valentine would be,they would wear the name pinned to their sleeve for one week so that everyone would know their supposed true feelings.

Valentine's Day is a popular holiday to get engaged.

This seems fitting: A 2017 study by diamond retailers found that 43% of millennials chose Valentine's Day as their top choice of day to propose or be proposed to.

That's Amaaaaaazing 

Largest box of chocolates
If you want to make the ultimate grand gesture to your loved one this Valentine's Day, this bumper box of chocolates is sure to please.

On 2 April 2008, confectionery retailer Thorntons and prop-maker Russell Beck Studio (both UK) created a box of chocolates that towered 5.04 m (16 ft 6 in) tall.

Random Joke of the Day

Every time I attend my Kleptomaniacs Anonymous meeting they tell me to "take a chair" I can't see how that is going to help me

The Secret of Love -

Here is a new radio play, written by myself and performed by Sheffield Radio.

For more, check out You Tube and my Amazon page....

https://www.amazon.co.uk/Neville-Raper/e/B0759Z1D25?ref=dbs_p_ebk_r00_abau_000000

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The Secret of Love

Happy Valentine's Day !

 Valentine Day Facts
That's Amaaaaaaazing 
Random Joke of the Day
The Secret of Love

Valentine's Day started with the Romans.

There are two theories about the origin of Valentine's Day. According to History.com, one is that the day derives from Lupercalia, a raucous Roman festival on February 15th where men stripped naked and spanked young maidens in the hopes of upping their fertility.

The second theory is that while the Roman Emperor Claudius II was trying to bolster his army, he forbade young men to marry, because apparently single men make better soldiers. In the spirit of love, St. Valentine defied the ban and performed secret marriages, History.com reports. For his disobedience, Valentine was executed on February 14th.

Passing out Valentines is a 600-year-old tradition.

Each year, kids in classrooms across America hand out Valentine's Day cards to their classmates. According to History.com, the oldest record of a valentine was a poem Charles Duke of Orleans wrote to his wife when he was imprisoned in the Tower of London in 1415.

Wearing your heart on your sleeve is more than just a phrase.

In the Middle Ages, young men and women drew names to see who their Valentine would be,they would wear the name pinned to their sleeve for one week so that everyone would know their supposed true feelings.

Valentine's Day is a popular holiday to get engaged.

This seems fitting: A 2017 study by diamond retailers found that 43% of millennials chose Valentine's Day as their top choice of day to propose or be proposed to.

That's Amaaaaaazing 

Largest box of chocolates
If you want to make the ultimate grand gesture to your loved one this Valentine's Day, this bumper box of chocolates is sure to please.

On 2 April 2008, confectionery retailer Thorntons and prop-maker Russell Beck Studio (both UK) created a box of chocolates that towered 5.04 m (16 ft 6 in) tall.

Random Joke of the Day

Every time I attend my Kleptomaniacs Anonymous meeting they tell me to "take a chair" I can't see how that is going to help me

The Secret of Love -

Here is a new radio play, written by myself and performed by Sheffield Radio.

For more, check out You Tube and my Amazon page....

 

 

 

https://www.amazon.co.uk/Neville-Raper/e/B0759Z1D25?ref=dbs_p_ebk_r00_abau_000000