Be Late for Something Day

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Be late for something Day
Late
Did you know?.....Late
Random Joke of the Day
That's Amaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaazing
Finish with a Song

Be late for something Day

Sorry the blog is late today, I was celebrating today's special day !

So, if you're a procrastinator, well you would be, but you're busy today...you'll do it tomorrow.

Then this day is for you !

I've always been fashionably late, and intend to be so for my funeral.

So enjoy today....eventually !

Late

I'm late I'm late

for a very important

Date

What makes you late

For any date

Is it planning or

travel

That makes this task

unravel 

Perhaps it's traffic

on road or rail

A plane or boat

with broken sail

But what about the 

other side

The ones that waiting

Perhaps the bride

They stand and they wait

they fret and they worry

While you take your time

There's no need to hurry

So you will be late

and keep them waiting

Take the scorn, looks

and berating 

But there's one date

where you won't be late

It's when you're late

And packed in a crate

Did you know?.....Late

You send the ‘just leaving now’ text on a daily basis – even though you’re still in bed

Your version of ‘on time’ is different to everyone else’s

You tactically prepare your excuses based on the occasion

You’ve got the apologetic in transit message sorted as well

You secretly believe that your friends tell you an earlier time than everyone else

Public transport is your arch nemesis

When you are on time something will always happen

You’re always optimistic about the next trip though

You have convinced yourself that ‘fashionably late’ is a real thing

Random Joke of the Day

I’m addicted to seaweed.

 I must seek kelp.

When a male bee climaxes, their testicles explode then they die.

(ouch!)

Finish with a Song

This is the Rizzle Kicks with Always Late, released in 2016