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Tuesday 19 September 2017

Hurricane

In Today's Issue

Escaping the Hurricanes by Anne Rhodes
Hurricanes
Random Joke of the Day
That's Amaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaazing
Tales of the Unaccepted now on Kobo
Finish with a Song





ESCAPING THE HURRICANES     ©  Anne Rhodes

Sometimes the bad things, sad things in my life
Loom large and take up all my precious thoughts
Sometimes depression blocks off reasoning
And I can curl up in my shell for weeks.

Then suddenly the outside world breaks through
Out in the outside world and seen from space
The warming world creates a deeper sea
And lands can flood or all their forests burn.

The wind blows stronger whipping into whorls
It grabs the extra water from the sea.
Faster spins the cloud to hurricane force
And drives itself towards the helpless isles.

Small low-lying helpless communities
Race away quite quickly by boat or plane.
Or hunker down through poverty and fear.
They pray they will not drown or lose their house.

The hurricane spins onward north-north-west
But to the south another one appears.
Tourists gone and all fishing boats destroyed
They tend the wounded, count the dead, and pray.

Now on the mainland, spins the whirling wind
Far ahead are long rows of fleeing cars.
Their money more, their houses better built,
So do they flee to save their precious skins?

Or is it that deep fear comes at us all
When faced with the unknown in any guise?
Our own small fears loom large inside our lives
As theirs who run from storm and hurricane.

We know not what goes on inside a mind;
A mind which keeps its counsel, hides its fears.
A trouble shared is halved, so it is said
Some of the weight lifted by listening ears.




  1. Hurricanes are large, spiraling tropical storms that can pack wind speeds of over 160 mph and unleash more than 2.4 trillion gallons of rain a day.
  2. The deadliest U.S. hurricane on record was a Category 4 storm that hit the island city of Galveston, Texas, on Sept. 8, 1900. Some 8,000 people lost their lives when the island was destroyed by 15-ft waves and 130-mph winds.
  3. Over 1/3 of cat and dog owners don't have a disaster preparedness plan in place for their animals. Help neighbors and friends come up with a hurricane plan for their pets.
  4. In the Atlantic, hurricane season starts June 1, while in the Pacific it starts May 15. Both end on November 30.
  5. When they come onto land, the heavy rain, strong winds and heavy waves can damage buildings, trees and cars. The heavy waves are called a storm surge.

  1. 0% of the hurricanes that occur in the United States hit Florida.
  2. The difference between a tropical storm and a hurricane is wind speed – tropical storms usually bring winds of 36 to 47 mph, whereas hurricane wind speeds are at least 74 mph.
  3. Hurricanes rotate in a counter-clockwise direction around the eye. The rotating storm clouds create the "eye wall," which is the most destructive part of the storm.
  4. Hurricanes are classified into 5 categories, based on their wind speeds and potential to cause damage. Names can be "retired" if a hurricane has been really big and destructive. Retired names include Katrina, Andrew, Mitch and most recently Sandy.
  5. When the National Hurricane Center began giving official names to storms in 1953, they were all female. This practice of using only women’s names ended in 1978.
  6. The costliest hurricane to make landfall was Hurricane Katrina, a Category 5 storm that slammed Louisiana in August of 2005. Damages cost an estimated $108 billion.


I really have to do something about my battery addiction, maybe I'll have to start going to AA meetings ..



At the start of World War I, the US Airforce (then a component of the US army) had only 18 pilots and 5 - 12 airplanes.




Now Available on Kobo as an e-book at the bargain price of £3.50 ($4.70)

Cheaper than a bottle of wine...... treat yourself !!




Finish with a Song

This is Thunder Rolls by Garth Brooks released in 1990


Monday 18 September 2017

Angel


In Today's Issue

Angels by Marjorie Lacy
Trivial Top 10
Random Joke of the Day
That's Amaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaazing
Finish with a Song




GUARDIAN ANGEL
Sleeping on the job?
When I was most in dire need
Just in time you woke

MY SCRUFFY GUARDIAN ANGEL
Dirty face, black eyes
Tattered wings and runny nose
You came up trumps all the same

MY GUARDIAN ANGEL- THANK YOU!
Worn wings, rusty sword
Playing cards with little devils?
You saved me in nick of time

MY SLAPDASH GUARDIAN ANGEL
On a sly fag break?
Eyes closed, feet up on a cloud?
All the same – you star

ANGEL
Blue-eyed Seraphim
Beautiful in silvered wings
Blonde halo of curls

ANGEL WARRIOR
Golden-eyed and strong
Shield raised sword held high prepared
Wings of hardened steel




Today, we look at the UK's
Top 10 favourite biscuits....

10 - Chocolate Fingers ( I know a dirty joke about these ! ) 

9 - Chocolate Bourbon ( Blurgh...not a fan )

8 - Ginger Nut ( Ron Weasley ?? )

7 - Digestive ( or suggestive )

6 - Chocolate Chip Cookie ( The American Invasion !! )

5 - Jaffa Cake ( errrrrrrm there's a clue in the name !! )

4 - Shortbread ( Och eye the noooo )

3 - Custard Cream .....( and a lay down in a darkened room )

2 - Chocolate Hobnob ... Comedy Name..

1 - Chocolate Digestive ......Do you dunk ?


Random Joke of the Day




Last week,I went to the funeral of a dear friend, who was killed in a freak tennis accident. The service was brilliant


The “D” in D-Day stands for “Day”, in other words, “Day-Day”


Finish with a Song


This is Angels by Robbie Williams released in 1997

Sunday 17 September 2017

Escape

In Today's Issue

Escape by Anne Rhodes
Great Escapes
Random Joke of the Day
That's Amaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaazing
Finish with a Song




ESCAPE THE ENEMY                     © Anne Rhodes

Escape – that’s all folk seem to need, to do.
Compared to some, our problems are so small.
Unhappiness or heartache makes us cry.
The funny bits of life can pass us by.

A stubbed toe, a broken arm or finger,
The misery brought on by loneliness.
All these, though large in our own lives as such
Are merely our own emotional crutch.

Are nought, compared to those who flee from fear,
From death or bombs or now from burning homes
A lifetime spent without acknowledgement
Now the need for swift escape is rampant.

Their houses and their property are gone
Frail or babes in arms are carried some way
Escape from fear their only driving force
From cruel villains who have no remorse.

Generations pass still unaccepted
They did not ask to be ignored or shunned
They did not ask for such strong dismissal
Indeed, is such cruel treatment lawful?

Thousands and thousands collapse where they’re told
A banking, a muddy field which gets worse
The more arrive to churn its wat’ry sludge.
Too many to stay so onwards they trudge.

No-one would flee, yet bringing so little -
Walking for frightening mile upon mile
Reaching out for the world to succour them
In their time of need, and their fear to stem.

Our problems shrink to nought when thus compared
Our lives not in the same danger as theirs.
Their poor lives seem worse, the deeper one delves -
We only try to escape from ourselves.



Joseph Bolitho Johns, an Australia bushranger, escaped from prison so many times a special cell was built to hold him. The cell was so strong the Governor promised to forgive his crimes if he could escape again, which he did in 1867.


In 1942, Kazimierz Piechowski, an Auschwitz prisoner, escaped the camp along with three others by dressing up as Nazi officers and stealing a German captain’s car. When they arrived at the gate he simply shouted orders to the guards who let them pass with no questions asked.



Yoshie Shiratori, the “Showa Era escape artist,” is known for having escaped from prison four times by picking locks with wire, sawing floorboards with metal sheet, and digging his way out with a bowl.



In 1934, the Depression-era American gangster, John Dillinger, escaped using a fake pistol he whittled from a potato in his cell to intimidate 33 people before getting real sub-machine guns.



Mark DeFriest made 13 escape attempts, seven of them successful, after he was arrested for “stealing” tools left to him by his father. Believed to be an autistic savant, he could memorize jailors’ keys and reproduce them from anything available to him.



In 1995, Daniel Luther Heiss escaped prison after discovering that the key pictured on his prisoners’ information handbook was the master key for the entire prison, which he replicated.



When his bank loan con started going wrong, Steven Jay Russell feigned a heart attack and was transported to a hospital. There he impersonated an FBI agent and called the hospital on his cell phone to tell them he could be released.



In 2012, Choi Gap-bok used his yoga skills to escape from prison while the prison guards were sleeping by squeezing through the food slot at the bottom of his cell door. The slot measured 5.9 inches tall and 17.7 inches wide.




Random Joke of the Day
Experts say the new iPhone X is so innovative, It revolutionises how we ignore people standing next to us.



That's Amaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaazing


In 1912, a Paris orphanage held a raffle to raise money—the prizes were live babies.


Finish with a Song

Given the theme this is The Escape Song by Rupert Homes released in 1979.


Tuesday 12 September 2017

The Good Old Days

In Today's Issue

The Good Old Days by Marjory Lacy
The Good Old Days
Question Impossible
Random Joke of The Day
That's Amaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaazing
Finish with a Song




The Good Old Days.

Well,
what comes to mind is
The City Varieties in Leeds.

Did you see it on the Telly?
Have you been there? Really!

My father in law, worked around
The corner, went there for a beer -sound!

As an early customer, he got
The job of sticking tassels on the spot

Nudge, nudge, wink, wink, if you know
What I mean. He would go home, so

Happy, to his little fat wife,
She does not know of his secret life!

He was tall and thin, thin like a
Jockeys’ whip, -

"Jack Spratt could eat no fat
His wife could eat no lean,
So between the two
They licked the platter clean!"

Sorry, I just cannot be serious
The Good Old days were so hilarious.

Marjory Lacy


The Good Old Days

For my non UK readers 'The Good Old Days' was a BBC entertainment programme which ran from 1953 to 1983.
It was performed at the Leeds City Varieties and recreated an authentic atmosphere of the Victorian–Edwardian music hall with songs and sketches of the era performed by present-day performers in the style of the original artistes.

The audience dressed in period costume and joined in the singing, especially "Down at the Old Bull and Bush" which closed the show. The show was compered by Leonard Sachs, who introduced the acts from a desk situated at the side of the stage. In the course of its run it featured about 2,000 performers. Each show was up to an hour long. All acts were in the style of late Victorian/Edwardian stage acts.

Here's a video of the show with a famous UK comedian who, I'm sad to say, passed away in 1993.





Question Impossible
Given that The Good Old Days ran for the 30 years, what is the longest (still) running show on TV?

Answer below




Random Joke of the Day

My old Mum used to say, "Always give your food a rinse before you eat it." Lovely woman, terrible sandwiches.

That's Amaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaazing

The Anglo-Zanzibar war of 1896 is the shortest war on record lasting an exhausting 38 minutes.


Question Impossible....The Answer.

The longest running TV show on the planet is - The American Show 'Meet the Press' which started in 1947 and is still running.

Finish with a Song

Given the theme, this is Yesterday by the Beatles released in 1965



Sunday 10 September 2017

Swap Ideas Day




In Today's Issue

Swap Ideas Day
My Ideas
Did you know? creative ideas
Random Joke of the Day
That's Amaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaazing
Contribute



Swap Ideas Day

This is the day for us to share and swap ideas and concepts. 

Some ideas are practical some are more abstract, whatever they are they are great to share if only to check their effectiveness.

This site is a great place to share your writing work and ideas and I am more than happy to help you develop that work.

To contribute just use the contact button on the side.




Ideas

Ideas in my head
They bobble around
Mixed with pictures
Sights and sounds

I hear a phrase
I hear a word
I let them fly
My idea bird

A man walks past
in too tight genes
What's his story
Could it mean.....

A woman with 
an ugly dog
Think in digital
or analogue?

So I write them down
for later use
For they will be used
In something obtuse




Did you Know?  Creative Ideas

72% OF PEOPLE HAVE CREATIVE INSIGHTS IN THE SHOWER


THE INTROVERTS ARE ONTO SOMETHING: SOLITUDE IS WHERE CREATIVITY THRIVES


TRYING NEW THINGS MAKES YOU MORE CREATIVE


TRAUMA HAS HIDDEN CREATIVE PROPERTIES


DAYDREAMING IS SURPRISINGLY GOOD FOR YOUR BRAIN


SOME OF THE BEST IDEAS ARE WIDELY RIDICULED BEFORE THEY’RE REVERED





Random Joke of the Day

"I'm sorry," said the barman, "we don't serve time travellers." 

A time traveller walks into a bar.




99.9% of your DNA is identical to that of everyone else in the world.





So, if you've got some writing or poetry you'd like to share to a GLOBAL audience. 

Then submit via the side button. Get you work read !!

Go on, have a go...