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Showing posts with label America. Show all posts
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Friday, 8 September 2017

Junkie

In Today's Issue

Junkie by Anne Rhodes
Did you Know? Drugs
That's Amaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaazing
Random Joke of the Day
Buy the Book
Finish with a Song





POEM -  JUNKIE???  ©  Anne Rhodes

I am a Junkie! Folk say I am hooked!
A paper-saver – with notes on each side
Printed, hand-written, wherever they looked
When touched each pile makes a paper landslide.

“Look it up again” their despairing cry
“Or file it neatly labelled in boxes”.
“That was the intention,” I give a sigh.
How to use Google adds to my stresses.

It’s better to print and read what I’ve got
To file stuff that’s important from the past.
To save stuff that later might mean a lot
Stuff that in theory I might need fast.

Granted that every flat surface is full
Of poems and stories and other work
Written when housework just doesn’t quite pull
Hobbies that create yet more paperwork!

Yet when I tidy it doesn’t get filed
I put it in carriers to make things neat.
No-one seems happy the way things are piled
How do folks manage this tidying feat?

Unshelved – unread - books all add to the mess.
Question is, really – why isn’t it done?
I should file more and type less I confess,

But without this stuff I couldn’t function!

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Drugs

1 – Drug addiction and abuse takes its toll on all  – Regardless of whether you struggle with addiction in a personal manner, the emotional and financial impact effect stems throughout every town and community.
2 – Drug addiction and abuse in American costs the taxpayers an average of $484 billion each year, £3.6 Billion in the UK. This number includes lost job wages, healthcare costs, crime, traffic accidents and associated costs of the criminal justice system.
3 – Drug addiction and abuse can be linked to at least ½ of all major crimes committed in the United States, in the UK it rises to 2/3.
4 – Nearly 2/3 of those found in addiction recovery centers report sexual or physical abuse as children. Studies show child abuse to be a major factor in later life drug addiction.
– A stimulant is a drug that provides users with added energy and contentment. Common stimulants include cocaine, amphetamines, nicotine and even caffeine, and can be quite addictive.
6 – Many drugs are addictive due to the chemical changes they impose on the brain. Brain chemistry affects how people act, feel and experience life in a general manner. By changing the equation, these substances can cause permanent harm and even psychosis.
– Any IV drug use increases the risk of HIV exponentially.
– Inhalants encompass an array of office and household products. Users will inhale the fumes emitted by these products to obtain a high. Common inhalants include paints, glues, gas and other chemicals. 
9 – Though a great many people tend to focus their attention on alcohol and illegal drug abuse, the most addictive drugs are often found in the medicine cabinet. Many people become addicted to medications prescribed by a licensed physician to treat chronic pain, anxiety or sleeplessness. Others steal medications from friends and family members or purchase them illegally.
10 – Though marijuana has garnered a reputation as a medicinal cure-all, the drug offers its fair share of side effects, including memory loss, learning issues, clumsiness, altered reality perceptions and increased heart rate. The THC found in marijuana works to inhibit brain function and can result in long-lasting effects even after a user has quit smoking.

There is a helpline for people in the UK who need help and advice about drugs its :

0300 888 3853

In the USA its ;

National 1-800 Crisis Hotline



98% of the DNA in your genes is exactly the same as a chimpanzee’s.


Polaroids. What Eskimos suffer from after sitting down
on the ice for too long.


By the Book

Sorry, blatant plug, but, if you like what you see on here and would like to see it translates into my writing please take a look on Amazon at my new book,

Tales of the Unaccepted


It's 8 short stories all with a twist.
There is an added bonus that, if you buy the book and leave a review, you will end up as a character in my next release due December 2017!



About the Author


Neville Raper invented You Tube, has swum the channel twice and is a habitual liar.
He lives in Yorkshire, where just like the locals, he says what he likes and likes what he says.
Broadcaster, Author, blogger, Neville is an occasional stand-up, and regular sit down.


Message from the Author.

Hi, thank you for buying this book unless you stole it, then shame on you.
Seriously, I hope you enjoy the stories within. A lot of people ask where I get the ideas from so I’ve taken the liberty of sharing the inspiration of each one. I hope that this may inspire you to write your own.
I’d like to say that this has been a long hard road to get to this point, but honestly, it hasn’t. I find writing a pleasure and having my work read a joy.
My ultimate goal is to write something that I would like to read and by doing so, hopefully, something you will enjoy reading as well.
So sit back, dim the lights, but not so much that you can’t read, and come with me on a journey.
These are all stories of ‘what if.' for isn’t that what life is all about?

Yours Forever
Neville


REVIEWS FOR TALES OF THE UNACCEPTED 

Top customer reviews

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Loved it...a lot of the stories had a twist which I really enjoyed. I also enjoyed the sneak preview of the next book.....
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Sinister,humorous,witty,thought provoking and a real page turner. If you enjoy the unexpected then this book is for you. An excellent read.

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It was a pleasure to read this book. Neville Raper is clearly a genuinely funny man. His engaging and self-deprecating sense of humour runs through these stories, but this is a lot more than just a funny book. Some of these stories explore the dark side of life and have a powerful sting in the tail (and tale).
This is not run-of-the-mill fiction. It is different, quirky and original.
I enjoy Neville’s easy style. He says that he enjoys writing and it shows. He has a real way with words. He uses excellent imagery in these pages and reveals himself as an astute observer of mankind.
I look forward to reading more of the work of this very promising writer.

Finish with a Song

This is the Verve with The drugs don't work released in 1997



Sunday, 3 September 2017

Labour Day




In Today's Issue

Labor/Labour Day
Holiday
Random Joke
That's Amaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaazing
Finish with a Song




Happy Labor Day to my American chums.
You have Labor day we have Bank Holidays.

Our last one was last week 28th August.

So why are yours called Labor Day?

Labor Day in the United States is a public holiday celebrated on the first Monday in September. It honours the American labor movement and the contributions that workers have made to the strength, prosperity, laws and well-being of the country. It is the Monday of the long weekend known as Labor Day Weekend and it is considered the unofficial end of summer in the United States. 

So why are ours called Bank Holiday's?


In the early nineteenth century, the bank of England had observed around 33 saints' days and religious festivals as holidays. By 1834, this had been reduced to just four.
Bank holidays were first introduced by the Bank Holidays Act of 1871, which designated four holidays in England, Wales and Northern Ireland, and five in Scotland.
It has been suggested by some that the term 'Bank' was used in favour of 'Public' as it gave the holidays more importance, and that if banks shut, then other businesses would do the same.
Allegedly the four English holidays were picked by the MP Sir John Lubbock as they coincided with cricket matches.
These were Easter Monday, the first Monday in August, the 26th December, and Whit Monday (England, Wales and Northern Ireland) and New Year's Day, Good Friday, the first Monday in May, the first Monday in August, and Christmas Day (Scotland).



Holiday

Take a day to rest your
head
To laze about or stay in
bed

Take a walk smell the 
flowers
Use your senses all 
your powers

Play or rest don't try not 
to work
Sing and dance I think
I'll twerk!

Spend time with family
friends and folks
Catch up on stories
tales and jokes

One day to celebrate and
take some time
For yourself just you
Hey that's no crime!




Random Joke of The Day

B.B.C News: In a new study "Humans eat more bananas than monkeys".  To be honest, I can't remember the last time I ate a monkey.




The brain is our fattiest organ, it's composed of 60% fat !!



Finish with a Song

This is Madonna with Holiday released in 1983


Tuesday, 29 August 2017

The Hurricane




In Today's Issue

The Hurricane by Sharon Shields
Hurricanes
A Thank You
Random Joke
That's Amaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaazing
Finish with a Song



The Hurricane

This was it, this was my big moment. Up to now I'd done county fairs and hot dog eating competitions, but as the only reporter in this part of Florida, I had to cover Hurricane Bertram.  I could hear Steve, the studio anchor, in my earpiece, finishing his piece to camera about the hurricane.  I could see my cameraman counting down on his fingers to me, my heart rate increasing as the numbers decreased.  Three. Two. One.

"Over to Becky who is in Naples.  How are things there?"

"Hi Steve.  Well as you can see, its a little gusty out here today!  Gusts have reached 110 miles per hour and there are reports already of trees coming down on Highway 41.  The streets are empty, with some residents taking shelter in their own homes, but the majority have evacuated upstate, out of the path of Hurricane Bertram."

I was struggling to stand against the gusts and shifted my weight from foot to foot, trying to stay upright.

"You ok there Becky?" Steve laughed, a deep throaty chuckle in my ear.  I grimaced.

"Yeah I think so Steve but  I've had easier days."  I turned slightly to the side, allowing the camera to see the ocean behind me, the waves had come up the beach and onto the boardwalk where I stood.  I moved forward slightly as the waves covered my feet, spray blowing into my face.  I shook my head, trying to get my wet hair out of my mouth.  At least now my interview was over.

"Back to you in the studio Ste..."


It hit me side on, without warning, knocking me over.  I heard Steve gasp and say "Was... was that a fish...?"

Sharon Shields



Hurricanes
(Dosomething.org)

Before I go any further my thoughts go out to all my American readers.....keep safe.




  1. Hurricanes are large, spiraling tropical storms that can pack wind speeds of over 160 mph and unleash more than 2.4 trillion gallons of rain a day.
  2. The deadliest U.S. hurricane on record was a Category 4 storm that hit the island city of Galveston, Texas, on Sept. 8, 1900. Some 8,000 people lost their lives when the island was destroyed by 15-ft waves and 130-mph winds.
  3. Over 1/3 of cat and dog owners don't have a disaster preparedness plan in place for their animals. Help neighbors and friends come up with a hurricane plan for their pets.
  4. In the Atlantic, hurricane season starts June 1, while in the Pacific it starts May 15. Both end on November 30.
  5. When they come onto land, the heavy rain, strong winds and heavy waves can damage buildings, trees and cars. The heavy waves are called a storm surge.


  1. 0% of the hurricanes that occur in the United States hit Florida.
  2. The difference between a tropical storm and a hurricane is wind speed – tropical storms usually bring winds of 36 to 47 mph, whereas hurricane wind speeds are at least 74 mph.
  3. Hurricanes rotate in a counter-clockwise direction around the eye. The rotating storm clouds create the "eye wall," which is the most destructive part of the storm.
  4. Hurricanes are classified into 5 categories, based on their wind speeds and potential to cause damage. Names can be "retired" if a hurricane has been really big and destructive. Retired names include Katrina, Andrew, Mitch and most recently Sandy.
  5. When the National Hurricane Center began giving official names to storms in 1953, they were all female. This practice of using only women’s names ended in 1978.
  6. The costliest hurricane to make landfall was Hurricane Katrina, a Category 5 storm that slammed Louisiana in August of 2005. Damages cost an estimated $108 billion.


A big thank you to all my visitors.
My readers for the last 24 hours are :-

United States
527
United Kingdom
502
Germany
57
Czechia
40
Ukraine
31
Ireland
30
Canada
27
Portugal
27
Poland
24
France
22

Thank you all sooooooooooooo much

Neville



Random Joke of the Day


I've started my own cremation ashes storage business. It's a nice little urner


The first toy ever advertised on TV?......Mr Potato Head !


Finish with a Song

For the storms, This is Garth Brooks with Thunder Rolls released in 1990